• Ch0coPi3's Gallery
  • View Profile
  • View Fans
  • Send Private Message
  • Artist Info: Gay marriage irks me, but not as much as regular marriage, because that is what I am faced with. I am self-diagnosed with homophobia, so it's nothing personal if I cringe. =S<br />
    <br />
    (Keep in mind, this is sarcastic. It is FOR gay marriage. (=)<br />
    <br />
    Controversial Issues: <br />
    <br />
    1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. <br />
    <br />
    2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. <br />
    <br />
    3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. <br />
    <br />
    4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. <br />
    <br />
    5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. <br />
    <br />
    6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, <br />
    infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. <br />
    <br />
    7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. <br />
    <br />
    8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. <br />
    <br />
    9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. <br />
    <br />
    10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt <br />
    to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... <br />
    <br />
    ;;(Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage);;<br />
    <br />
    User Image<br />
  • Avg. rating:
     
     
     
     
     
  • 1 Fans