The Not-your-average-soda-machine Game

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out comes a "butt pirate of the caribbian" movie... that creepy!

Insert a rabbits foot...  

[Petalpelt0123]

gets a bag of dog food


*inserts autograph picture of Jonathan Taylor Thomas*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out comes vomit! EWWW...

Insert a bottle of captain morgan rum...  

[AmeKisaki]

Out comes a White Russian. Because cream is just that good.

OOh! a shreder!? *Inserts Twilight*
the most unoriginal book ever.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out comes a bootleg copy of... "The Never Ending Story"?! NOOOO!!!

*Inserts a box of crackers...  

[AmeKisaki]

Not that movie. I remember it from daycare. Daycare screwed me up. I remember watching it while playing with barbies. Now that i think of barbies, I always did make them wear their skankiest outfits. Huh. I wonder if i had crushes on girls before guys....

I think that movie screwed up everyone of our generation.
Anyway...
*out pops a Corn farmer!* Oooo!

*inserts all the strange childhood memories i have*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out pops... MICHAEL JACKSON!!! NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Inserts a "Best of Queen" CD...  

[AmeKisaki]

Out pops the cure for aids! If only it were a few decades earlier.

*inserts self*  

[Xx-creature-xX]

Out comes the inverted version of thyself

inserts a bag of air  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

out popped a hot air balloon...

inserts the bloodhound gang!  

[Annihilator V5]

...and out pops MICHAEL VICK BETTING ON THE DOGS FIGHTING AGAINST EACHOTHER!!



*inserts an orangutan*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

out pops Mimi Bobeck! If you don't know who she is, you need to see the drew cary show.

Inserts a bearded lady...  

[AmeKisaki]

Out comes a midgit! I heart little people

*Insert P:11Z!*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out pops a L3E7 R4/3R!!! WOOT!!!

Inserts a lit molitov kocktail...  

[AmeKisaki]

*Out comes a white russian* Yay. sweet alcoholic goodness.

*In goes the annoying house phone*