The Not-your-average-soda-machine Game

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out pops the hosts from "The queer eye for the strait guy".

Inserts a backstage pass to Ozzfest...  

[AmeKisaki]

Out pops a giant questionmark.

Insert lingerie  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out pops a special invite to... THE PLAYBOY MANSION! YEEEESSSSS!!

Inserts a "Weird Al" box set...  

[AmeKisaki]

Out comes a very drunken santa holding a peice of liver, chasing around a gopher to polka music.

*Insert my camera...*

My dad might have had a little stroke. He can walk to the bathroom, now...  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out came nude fotos of paris hilton... eww...

Inserts my PSP...

I hope he'll be OK...  

[AmeKisaki]

The MRI was fine, so it wasn't a stroke. more doctors tomorrow...

Out comes SUPER MARIO!

*in goes a sleepy cat*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

oh. ok...

Out pops a dog with a tail in its mouth!...

Inserts a chopped up body... <.< >.> <.<  

[AmeKisaki]

Out comes a fresh hamburger. twisted

*insert vitamins*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out pops vegitables! eek Aaaaah! Get them off me! GET THEM OFF ME!!!

Inserts canibus...  

[AmeKisaki]

>.>

*Out comes a hemp necklace!* Oh. Thank Goodness.

*insert "Darren's Dance Grooves" DVD*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out pops William Hung dancing to "She Bangs"

Inserts a bag of cash...  

[AmeKisaki]

*the front of the vending machine opens and you see there is magic slide inside! Out slides paris hilton in the nude!*

I just said 'in the nude'. That's pretty weird.

*inserts disposable camera*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Out pops Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie making out...

*Inserts a pink tutu...*  

[AxF-Death_the_kid]

out pops a ballerina.

inserts xbox 360.

( 360 = xbox 360 )  

[AmeKisaki]

That's a number...? Numbers aren't 3d...
*out pops something else that can't pop out*

*insert lip-plumping gloss*
that stuff is weird, it makes your lips bigger because they put things human are allergic to in it. It burnsssssssssss