The Not-your-average-soda-machine Game

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

*out comes a naked Olympian synchronized swimmer*

Hey... I think you left something somewhere...

xd Whales do have sperm, don't they? And technically I think it would be semen coming at you. xp

*insert bunny stuffed animal/plush*

...Fear our angelic cuteness

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*Out pops a turtle stuffed animal/plush*
"Slow and steady wins the race!"

*Inserts a picture of you...  

[ru4nekoss]

a rainbow shoots out from the inserted picture of Ame ... domokun


*inserts my sunglasses*  

[AmeKisaki]

*out comes Ame's supercool purple sunglasses*

*insert gel pen*

(Taste the rainbow)  

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

*out comes a pinata modeled after several different animals*


*insert fuzzy princess socks*

...Fear our angelic cuteness

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*Out pops a frog pillow!*

*Inserts a cup of coffee...  

[mail-order slut]

*out pops crack*

*inserts Barack Obama*  

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

*out shoots a bunch of tickets for us to fly to Canada*
We're saved!

*insert snail*

...Fear our angelic cuteness

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*Out pops a slug* ... ... ...

*Inserts two tickets to see Brittany Spears live...  

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

*out comes Britney Spears, dead*
Oh noes! Hide the body! Hide it!


*insert lasagna frozen dinner*

...Fear our angelic cuteness

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*Out pops fried Icecream* ?!

*Inserts Allergy meds...  

[labodamie]

*get a pizza*

*insert my grandma*  

[ru4nekoss]

a big pile of dust comes out


*inserts my kiki kitty*  

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

*out comes a ransom not from Ame* xd
I won't make you pay full price because technically it was yours...

*pours in unsweet tea.
Unsweet tea in the South? Are you kidding me?

...Fear our angelic cuteness