Official Suites PYP Thread

[Tendara]

Violette PureHeart

Teh Matthew

BDSM. emo I remember when my boyfriend was kinky like that.

My new one, the poor little thing (literally), just.. is terrible at sex.
To the point where.. I avoid him when he is horny.

D:
Oh noes D:
You should teach him then?

My ex was just..inexperienced >.>
And timid.
sad

xD I hope I can. I popped his man-cherry. >>  

[Sir Crucifer]

~x[chained_fairy]x~

[Necrucifer]

Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!

I want me some of that cool

The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink

 

[darlingtonia californica]

The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3  

[comfylove]

[Necrucifer]

~x[chained_fairy]x~

[Necrucifer]

Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!

I want me some of that cool

The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink

PICK THREE, PICK THREEEEEEE.
You'll have more fun with it.

 

[~x[chained_fairy]x~]

[Necrucifer]

~x[chained_fairy]x~

[Necrucifer]

Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!

I want me some of that cool

The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink

All of the above xd  

[comfylove]

[Harakiri]

I prefer oral sex. >:3

Everyone knows that it's basically the best thing ever.

 

[darlingtonia californica]

[Necrucifer]

~x[chained_fairy]x~

[Necrucifer]

Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!

I want me some of that cool

The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink

The katana obviously.
Why would she need whatever's in your pants when she can get some Kiri pen0r? talk2hand  

[Tendara]

[Harakiri]

The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3

And.. that's another complaint I have. T-T
He is too afraid to give oral sex. But, he loves blowjobs. So, I've decided to hold out on him. It's a two way street.  

[Sir Crucifer]

Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...

I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...

I'm pathetic...

 

[darlingtonia californica]

Teh Matthew

[Harakiri]

The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3

And.. that's another complaint I have. T-T
He is too afraid to give oral sex. But, he loves blowjobs. So, I've decided to hold out on him. It's a two way street.

WELL I'D GO DOWN ON YOU MATTIE. D:< heart  

[comfylove]

[Necrucifer]

Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...

I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...

I'm pathetic...

Good thing it's so easy for guys to masturbate, then.
With girls you gotta do so much s**t for it to all feel good. D:
And guys usually don't know what that is.

 

[Tendara]

[Necrucifer]

Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...

I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...

I'm pathetic...

You poor thing. emo  

[darlingtonia californica]

comfortably_dumb

[Harakiri]

I prefer oral sex. >:3

Everyone knows that it's basically the best thing ever.

Yes, but I like giving it more than I like receiving it. D:
sweatdrop

xD Isn't Alex so lucky?  

[Tendara]

[Harakiri]

Teh Matthew

[Harakiri]

The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3

And.. that's another complaint I have. T-T
He is too afraid to give oral sex. But, he loves blowjobs. So, I've decided to hold out on him. It's a two way street.

WELL I'D GO DOWN ON YOU MATTIE. D:< heart

Yay! And I'm someone who always returns the favor.  

[~x[chained_fairy]x~]

[Necrucifer]

Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...

I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...

I'm pathetic...

Hey, I've only had one boyfriend and he dumped me after 3 weeks. Didn't get any farther than kissing.