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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:24 pm
comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew Well, I like it both ways. I just never get any. So, from right this second, I decided I will not give unless I get. Well, most guys that I have been with do not listen to me when I tell them that they are doing it wrong.
So.. that kind of takes care of it. xD He always wants the weirdest things. Like food. And I just say "My poor inexperienced thing.. you don't know how to use it. Putting it on me, and eating it off isn't sexy." An ex of mine was totally into that. And sometimes it was cool, but eventually I started getting worried that he was going to become a diabetic. D:! xD But, I mean, he always makes jokes like that. I feel bad for saying "You can't even please me during plain sex, let alone kinky s**t." .. No, I'd never say that. xD I should though. That is so depressing. ;__;
This is why Comfy likes her vibrators. >___>; I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:25 pm
Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew He always wants the weirdest things. Like food. And I just say "My poor inexperienced thing.. you don't know how to use it. Putting it on me, and eating it off isn't sexy." An ex of mine was totally into that. And sometimes it was cool, but eventually I started getting worried that he was going to become a diabetic. D:! xD But, I mean, he always makes jokes like that. I feel bad for saying "You can't even please me during plain sex, let alone kinky s**t." .. No, I'd never say that. xD I should though. That is so depressing. ;__;
This is why Comfy likes her vibrators. >___>; I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs. ;__; As soon as I turned 18 I bought one.
Now I have 3 and several different toys. xD
I was watching a TV show yesterday and they showed this one vibrator.
God, I want it.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:26 pm
That's not depressing.
A no armed man trying to get himself off.
THAT'S depressing.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:27 pm
comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew He always wants the weirdest things. Like food. And I just say "My poor inexperienced thing.. you don't know how to use it. Putting it on me, and eating it off isn't sexy." An ex of mine was totally into that. And sometimes it was cool, but eventually I started getting worried that he was going to become a diabetic. D:! xD But, I mean, he always makes jokes like that. I feel bad for saying "You can't even please me during plain sex, let alone kinky s**t." .. No, I'd never say that. xD I should though. That is so depressing. ;__;
This is why Comfy likes her vibrators. >___>; I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs. ;__; As soon as I turned 18 I bought one.
Now I have 3 and several different toys. xD
I was watching a TV show yesterday and they showed this one vibrator.
God, I want it. Me too.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:27 pm
SUITES PORN!!
Sex is probably the most popualr thing discussed here.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:27 pm
xD That was the best definition I've read, Mattie. xD
I need to teach Alex how to do that. He basically just kinda licks until I get bored. D:
And if I actually get close while he's doing it, he stops and does something else.
That's what happened last time. I got so frustrated I just pushed his head away and put my pants back on. xD;
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:27 pm
comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew He always wants the weirdest things. Like food. And I just say "My poor inexperienced thing.. you don't know how to use it. Putting it on me, and eating it off isn't sexy." An ex of mine was totally into that. And sometimes it was cool, but eventually I started getting worried that he was going to become a diabetic. D:! xD But, I mean, he always makes jokes like that. I feel bad for saying "You can't even please me during plain sex, let alone kinky s**t." .. No, I'd never say that. xD I should though. That is so depressing. ;__;
This is why Comfy likes her vibrators. >___>; I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs. ;__; As soon as I turned 18 I bought one.
Now I have 3 and several different toys. I need toys and things. @-@ I'll be 17 in June... I won't be able to get things for myself for a year from June. But, seriously, I'm so tired of getting all turned on and horny, just to have this HUGE let down. I'd almost rather.. never get turned on at all. Which is sad.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:28 pm
[Necrucifer] That's not depressing.
A no armed man trying to get himself off.
THAT'S depressing. I bet he'd have rub burn. ;_;
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:29 pm
Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew xD But, I mean, he always makes jokes like that. I feel bad for saying "You can't even please me during plain sex, let alone kinky s**t." .. No, I'd never say that. xD I should though. That is so depressing. ;__;
This is why Comfy likes her vibrators. >___>; I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs. ;__; As soon as I turned 18 I bought one.
Now I have 3 and several different toys. I need toys and things. @-@ I'll be 17 in June... I won't be able to get things for myself for a year from June. But, seriously, I'm so tired of getting all turned on and horny, just to have this HUGE let down. I'd almost rather.. never get turned on at all. Which is sad. That's why toys are so fantastic. Especially one that does several different things.
I think every girl should have at least one vibrator. 'Cause it's just too much work to use your hand. D:
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:30 pm
comfortably_dumb [Necrucifer] That's not depressing.
A no armed man trying to get himself off.
THAT'S depressing. I bet he'd have rub burn. ;_; Ouch o.o
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:30 pm
comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew xD But, I mean, he always makes jokes like that. I feel bad for saying "You can't even please me during plain sex, let alone kinky s**t." .. No, I'd never say that. xD I should though. That is so depressing. ;__;
This is why Comfy likes her vibrators. >___>; I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs. ;__; As soon as I turned 18 I bought one.
Now I have 3 and several different toys. I need toys and things. @-@ I'll be 17 in June... I won't be able to get things for myself for a year from June. But, seriously, I'm so tired of getting all turned on and horny, just to have this HUGE let down. I'd almost rather.. never get turned on at all. Which is sad. That's why toys are so fantastic. Especially one that does several different things.
I think every girl should have at least one vibrator. 'Cause it's just too much work to use your hand. D: Seriously Comfy.
August.
We're going shopping.
xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:31 pm
[Harakiri] xD That was the best definition I've read, Mattie. xD
I need to teach Alex how to do that. He basically just kinda licks until I get bored. D:
And if I actually get close while he's doing it, he stops and does something else.
That's what happened last time. I got so frustrated I just pushed his head away and put my pants back on. xD; I know. I am seriously tempted to print it out and say "DO IT b***h" @Comfy- agreed.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:31 pm
I hate to be redundant but...
AWESOME.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:31 pm
Violette PureHeart comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs. ;__; As soon as I turned 18 I bought one.
Now I have 3 and several different toys. I need toys and things. @-@ I'll be 17 in June... I won't be able to get things for myself for a year from June. But, seriously, I'm so tired of getting all turned on and horny, just to have this HUGE let down. I'd almost rather.. never get turned on at all. Which is sad. That's why toys are so fantastic. Especially one that does several different things.
I think every girl should have at least one vibrator. 'Cause it's just too much work to use your hand. D: Seriously Comfy.
August.
We're going shopping.
xD
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:32 pm
comfortably_dumb Violette PureHeart comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb Teh Matthew I'm not 18. I can't buy one. T-T I should have my cousin buy me one when I visit her. heart @Necru- Yeah, that sucks. I've seen good guilds go down because of too many ******** n00bs. ;__; As soon as I turned 18 I bought one.
Now I have 3 and several different toys. I need toys and things. @-@ I'll be 17 in June... I won't be able to get things for myself for a year from June. But, seriously, I'm so tired of getting all turned on and horny, just to have this HUGE let down. I'd almost rather.. never get turned on at all. Which is sad. That's why toys are so fantastic. Especially one that does several different things.
I think every girl should have at least one vibrator. 'Cause it's just too much work to use your hand. D: Seriously Comfy.
August.
We're going shopping.
xD Sacramento has the best sex shops :B
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