The Not-your-average-soda-machine Game

[AmeKisaki]

AmeKisaki says:

*out come letters to santa about how they don't what MJ for christmas*

*insert combination lock*

Ah, forget it.

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*out pops a safe*

*Inserts my sisters...  

[AmeKisaki]

AmeKisaki says:

*out comes Richard Simmons!*

*insert bikini*

Ah, forget it.

 

[insane_white_angel]

*comes out Michale Jackson with a bikini*

*inserts my life*  

[XxxCatbynaturexxX]

*OUtcomes a monkey in a dress doing the polka*

*Inserts avvi above meh*  

[ru4nekoss]

Hentai tentacles come out and try to rape choo! eek get away!


*inserts a sharpie marker*  

[AmeKisaki]

Aha! Hentai tentacles!
I've never actually seen any hentai tentacles.

*out comes a mentally handicapped squirrel*

*insert chicken lasagna*

 

[ru4nekoss]

*out comes regular lasagna*

-well some people actully get off at watching anime girls getting raped by monster tentacles... thats just werid and wrong...


*inserts my shoe*  

[AmeKisaki]

*out comes a pair of exotic dancer's heels!*

-ya, i read part of this story once... but there was a vine plant who had a really good sense of smell or something. stressed

*insert plant*

 

[insane_white_angel]

*out comes...poop?*


*inserts the poop*  

[AmeKisaki]

*out comes a sign that says "Out of Order"*

*insert a hypnotized cat*

 

[insane_white_angel]

*comes out a dead cat*



*inserts a blade of grass*  

[ru4nekoss]

*knives shoot out at you*

*inserts my belt*  

[AmeKisaki]

*out comes a picture of ressey in only a shirt*
See, this is why you need a belt.
*insert birthday cake*

 

[XxxCatbynaturexxX]

*Outcomes broccili monsters*

*Inserts quarter*