The Not-your-average-soda-machine Game

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

POPs out your mom Yelling "you spent how much on 1-900 numbers and Porn Chanels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
inserts my heart  

[ru4nekoss]

out comes your liver!... now all we need is fava beans and then it will be Hannibal Lecter's favorite meal... rofl


inserts a chewed piece of gum  

[insane_white_angel]

*comes out a...gumball machine!*
*inserts chocolate chip cookies*  

[shannon qwerty]

out comes sushi
- inserts love not -

[ ninja ]

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*Out pops a love note from shaannon gore* How sweet!
@Clawzz: I wouldn't have had those bills if YOU didn't do all of those, you sick b*****d.

*Inserts a thank you note...  

[AmeKisaki]

*out comes a bouquet of flowers*
Uhm, what?
It isn't my birthday or anything....
...Oh. redface

*insert mini egg roll*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*Out pops kung-Pow Chicken* Mmmmm! xp

*Inserts Die Hard movies...  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

out pops award for greatest sequals ever made
@Alaric_Voranth, well if you hadn't invited me over to watch all that stuff, you wouldn't have had such a large bill

insert half payment of Alaric_Voranth dirty porn bills.  

[ru4nekoss]

out comes subscriptions to monthly PLAYBOY magazines .... I didn't order this ... eek

*inserts the playboys mags back in the machine*  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

*Out pops a subscription to VOUGE* scream What the hell?! Where are my PLAYBOY Mags I ordered?! eek I... I-I-I mean... I don't need these smut mags!

*Inserts Mags...  

[ru4nekoss]

Alaric_Voranth

*Out pops a subscription to VOUGE* scream What the hell?! Where are my PLAYBOY Mags I ordered?! eek I... I-I-I mean... I don't need these smut mags!

*Inserts Mags...

*out comes the playboy mags again* GAH! scream whats with this machine! *puts the mags in the handy dandy shredder and inserts my skull boots*  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

Pops outs skelton of two dead rats
*looks around "huh i was expecting Alaric Voranth's PLAY BOYS."*

inserts 1 of the dead rat skeleton  

[RadioactiveWraith]

you get a live rat.

*inserts a pair of shades*  

[xXBurned_Before_DawnXx]

* gets a pair of reading glasses*
*puts in the book twilight*  

[RadioactiveWraith]

*out comes out a Harry Potter book*

*inserts a bowl of soup*