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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:55 am
> "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
> important part of
> your life,"
> --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
> Spokesperson for federal
> anti-smoking campaign.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:57 am
> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
> of my body,"
> --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
> forward.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:58 am
> "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
> lowest crime rates in
> the country,"
> --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:59 am
> "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
> our papers. We are
> the president."
> --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
> subpoenaed documents.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:00 am
> "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
> death by a jackass, and
> I'm just the one to do it,"
> --A democratic congressional candidate in Texas.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:01 am
> "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
> --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:02 am
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
> It's the impurities
> in our air and water that are doing it."
> --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:03 am
> "I love California. I practically grew up in
> Phoenix."
> --Dan Quayle
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:04 am
> "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
> clean air do we need?"
> --Lee Iacocca
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:04 am
> "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A
> genius is a guy like
> Norman Einstein."
> --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
> analyst.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:05 am
> "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
> exclude certain types of
> people."
> --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:07 am
> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> --Bill Clinton, President
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:08 am
> "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or
> may not occur."
> --Al Gore, VP (Man, he's smart!!)
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:09 am
> "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
> from overseas."
> --Keppel Enderbery
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:26 am
> "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
> 1992 because we
> received notice that you passed away. May God bless
> you. You may reapply
> if there is a change in your circumstances."
> --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South
> Carolina
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