The Not-your-average-soda-machine Game

[Sayurixchan]

You get...a kitty! Aw...

-inserts a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup-  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

You get a Kit Kat.
*Inserts D.Halo*

 

[Sayurixchan]

Ohmygosh...I love Kit Kat bars...

You get a Devil's Tail!

-inserts glitter-  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

POPs out a stripper.....eeeekkk to much glitter on me Im gonna get caught
by da wife!!!

inserts dead stripper.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

You get a penny.
*Inserts 10k*

 

[Sayurixchan]

You get an ATM receipt saying that it has been successfully added to Sayuri's account!

-inserts a tissue box-  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

a penny for a dead stripper?!?!? COME ON!!!!

uses tissues from tissue box to wipe away single tear...

inserts a Dear John letter  

[Sayurixchan]

Do you not get these games? I put the tissue box in the machine. You're supposed to tell me what I get. You have nothing to do with my tissue box which is now in the machine and unreachable to you...Then you put something in.

-deep breath- Sorry.

=D

You get a Dear Pansy letter!

-inserts a bandaid-  

[xXBurned_Before_DawnXx]

gets a hospital
puts in my poem  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

You receive the "Dear John" letter.
Lol Sayuri nice one.
*Inserts Egg*

 

[Sayurixchan]

Gracias xD

You get a ten-layered chocolate mousse cake!

-inserts some post-it notes-  

[xXBurned_Before_DawnXx]

gets the answer to life
puts in saddness  

[Sayurixchan]

:0 ooh...the answer to life...

You get a bottle of water!

-inserts a package of sweet-n-low-  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Eww Sweet n' Low xD.
You get a package of Equal(Fake sugar >.<)
*Puts in Gaia Cash Card*

 

[Sayurixchan]

You get a large package of rubber bands!

Sweet n' Low is better than Equal xD

-dumps in a glass of Equal-sweetened iced tea-