The Not-your-average-soda-machine Game

[Rinthia]

You get a Wii and a free demo of the Wii DDR! But no mat to play on...
Inserts pliers

{Whee! I get to highjack my own car!! xd }  

[Mradhampir]

u get a wrench
inserts bits of string, a severed arm, a q-tip, and half of an eatan ham sandwich, no mayo, extraa cheese, and onions  

[Rinthia]

You get the Goth's kit to a home grown garden, complete with a real miniature tombstone and mourning flower seeds! Care and results depend on if you let this garden die on it's own, or poison it yourself. Either way, have fun!!

Inserts a broken watch  

[Mradhampir]

you get a broken watch fixer guide (is that goth flower thing real?!?!?!)
insert Leon Squall guy figure from FFVIII  

[Rinthia]

{HELL YES!!! It's real, just go to your nearest gothic/wiccan store}
You get a Yufi the ninja figure from FF VIII
Inserts a thorny rose stem  

[patriciagreen95]

you get a cleanly shaven cat ...
~inserts a bullfrog~  

[Mradhampir]

(Yufi is from FF VII stare )
get a crap load of flies
insert a crap load of flies  

[Phantoms song 95]

you get a giant rabbid fangirl!

insert a elvis CD  

[Rinthia]

you get a peanutbutter and banana sandwich
Inserts the shaved cat

{Sorry, meant FF 7 but mistyped...}  

[W a f f l e d A n g e l]

you get cat litter
inserts magic  

[patriciagreen95]

you get a rainbow in a bottle!
~inserts a rainbow shave ice~
||rainbows are sooo pweety heart ||
 

[Rinthia]

you get a rainbow doll that oddly resembled shave ice, it does not taste like shave ice though.

Inserts a random purple flower  

[patriciagreen95]

you get rose icecream! ||delishioso!||
~inserts quartr~
where, kick. is, push. my, slam. SODA?! (SHOVE!)  

[Deont Awkheart Xelas]

Honest Abe jumps outa the machine. O.o?

*Inserts expensive painting of M.C. Hammah*  

[patriciagreen95]

you get a handmade rendition of the painting. it's not great, but it's the thought that counts right?
~inserts white chocolate heart ~