Let's talk about sex. ==HAS BEEN UPDATED YAY! ==

[Rathmanian]

That's not the only thing you make me think about...
<3~

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

xD
<3

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Dictator STD]

Whenever Dildos come to the convo I remember of a very nasty scene of the movie "Requiem for a Dream" and this old man screaming "Back to Back"
if you know what i'm talking about... You KNOW what i'm talking about xD  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Sorry, I just had to post this.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[KidMental]

You know, looking at this thread makes me remember Cameron (from House)'s speech on sex in like Season One or something...

Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?

Brilliant...  

[Hildr]

I should probably take up watching House, huh?

LOL@Stone d***o. xDDD

 

[Lady Pelvic]

Srta Tap Dance

Pelvic Thrust Fairy

Srta Tap Dance

I don't have nude pictures either
I do have a sign I made for Noi... with mah bra ninja


Poet should post the pictures in the PYP thread x3

ZOMG HO!
<3

O:
emo

Tis ho'kays I suppose.

I whore around one the internetz all the time. 8D
Just. . . I show them no pictures. They're not good enough to see me and mah sexeh bra and panties.


Second thought, I take that back. I'm not a whore period. I'mma flirt.
>w<  

[[Noi]]

` Sam -

Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.

80% of the time, we has morning wood.

In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower.  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Hrm, I suppose. This boy was talking about it late at night though.

Haha, I could never generally tell if a boyfriend of mine actually had just normal morning wood or not when I stayed over. I was bad for molesting them awake. lol

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Dictator STD]

Pelvic Thrust Fairy

Tis ho'kays I suppose.

I whore around one the internetz all the time. 8D
Just. . . I show them no pictures. They're not good enough to see me and mah sexeh bra and panties.


Second thought, I take that back. I'm not a whore period. I'mma flirt.
>w<

I didn't show anything than what the regular people can see me wearing when I go out with some clothes that show cleavage... or when I'm wearing bikinis... but I hardly wear them u.u



@Sam: lol
j00 molests them awake! xD  

[Teh_shadow_assassin]

[Noi]

` Sam -

Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.

80% of the time, we has morning wood.

In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower.

Also for me when i'm on teh bus for school.  

[`Tahirah]

Teh_shadow_assassin

[Noi]

` Sam -

Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.

80% of the time, we has morning wood.

In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower.

Also for me when i'm on teh bus for school.

That's kinda...

...odd.

=/

Morning wood is funny. A few times I'm all groggy and I'll be thinking, "God, WTF IS POKING ME?!" . . . "Ohhhhhh. Right." *Scoot over* xD  

[Teh_shadow_assassin]

`Tahirah

Teh_shadow_assassin

[Noi]

` Sam -

Mornings. Whenever that happens. a.k.a., when we wake up.

80% of the time, we has morning wood.

In my case, it's that, and when taking a shower.

Also for me when i'm on teh bus for school.

That's kinda...

...odd.

=/

Morning wood is funny. A few times I'm all groggy and I'll be thinking, "God, WTF IS POKING ME?!" . . . "Ohhhhhh. Right." *Scoot over* xD

Yeah, but when i get on the bus it's like only 5 minutes after i've waken up and it's very un-comfortable on that bus. The seats suck, and there's alot of sluts on it. T.T  

[Dictator STD]

I don't get morning wood
u.u

I do have morning bladder xD