The Random Bar

[Whiskey Sunshine]

!!!
It's just about time to give up on you-

Thou shalt be punished for thy heresy. Make peace with thy gods, for thou shalt be meeting them shortly.

Except for Bari, who gave me a penny :3  

[Silver Sage-General]

owo Hey.

*constantly checks window* Keeping an eye out so I don't lose my only way of getting on at home. XD  

[Boysenbari]

[SamiwaVamp94]

Oral Steering Wheel

Now I want a po'boy. That sounds really good...

1/3 lb each smoked provolone, Monterrey jack, and swiss,
1/3 lb each salami, pepperoni and ham
a blend of chopped garlic, black and green olives, vinegar and a bit of mustard if you want. Pepperonchinis if you want, as well
One whole loaf of French or Italian bread (3 ft or so)

Blend the garlic, olives, mustard, pepperonchini and vinegar in a food processor until chunky. Slice the bread in half and scoop out the bottom part, and fill with olive mixture: layer on cheese and meat, and close sandwich. Wrap in foil and chill for 24 hours. Slice and devour with lemonade, lemon tea, or a caddy shack. (lemonade and tea, also known as an Arnold Palmer)

If you drink sweet tea, you will be punished.

1) That sounds epically yummy (I'll stick to cooking breakfast and have my sis make everything else XD).
2) WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE AMAZING SWEET TEA?!?! stare  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

!!!
It's just about time to give up on you-

Sweet tea is the reason that the roman empire fell, gays exist, 9/11 happened, the earthquake in haiti, the flooding and monsoons in general, sex is no longer appealing and that your mom is fat. Therefore: Sweet tea is terrible.

HORRIFYING. seriously, It's unhealthy, and tastes like warm turds.  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

!!!
It's just about time to give up on you-

Drizz, I will end you.  

[SamiwaVamp94]

Oral Steering Wheel

!!!
It's just about time to give up on you-

Sweet tea is the reason that the roman empire fell, gays exist, 9/11 happened, the earthquake in haiti, the flooding and monsoons in general, sex is no longer appealing and that your mom is fat. Therefore: Sweet tea is terrible.

HORRIFYING. seriously, It's unhealthy, and tastes like warm turds.

*shrugs* Just like energy drinks taste like piss, I guess.
I know my mum is fat, but she won't touch sweet tea, tyvm. My dad and I are the only ones who drink it. And Clinton and Bush are the reason 9/11 happened. It's not a conspiracy anymore, they proved it. I don't believe that sweet tea existed back then. It was just tea sweetened to taste and had nothing to do with the fall of the Roman Empire. It did NOT cause the earthquake in Haiti (the earthquake was cause by a severe shift in the earth's plates). Monsoons...really? Sweet tea does not = monsoons. As for sex not being appealing: pfft, if you had a bad experience with sweet tea that caused that for you, whatever, but it has yet to ruin my fun.  

[SamiwaVamp94]

Lord Drizz

Teri eats that organic hippy bullshit that tastes like pear skins. xD

XD That is flat out hysterical to me...my mum's been trying to take me to a "medicine man" instead of an actual doctor...and she thinks organic s**t bought from a store is healthier than everything else on this planet...including the garden we have in the backyard (we grow fruits and veggies). XD  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

SamiwaVamp94

*shrugs* Just like energy drinks taste like piss, I guess.
I know my mum is fat, but she won't touch sweet tea, tyvm. My dad and I are the only ones who drink it. And Clinton and Bush are the reason 9/11 happened. It's not a conspiracy anymore, they proved it. I don't believe that sweet tea existed back then. It was just tea sweetened to taste and had nothing to do with the fall of the Roman Empire. It did NOT cause the earthquake in Haiti (the earthquake was cause by a severe shift in the earth's plates). Monsoons...really? Sweet tea does not = monsoons. As for sex not being appealing: pfft, if you had a bad experience with sweet tea that caused that for you, whatever, but it has yet to ruin my fun.

Hun, chill out. It was all a joke. Hell, most of what I mentioned was blamed on gays already. so, you know, I'm allowed to make fun of it. biggrin  

[Next Gen Trilby]

Meh. Hey everyone.  

[MadHatterzMouse]

If sweet tea was truly the reason for all that and I know it's not then the world would've ceased to exist by now, I would think.
Since it's been around so long... Also you should've added the Mayans into that XP  

[SamiwaVamp94]

Oral Steering Wheel

SamiwaVamp94

*shrugs* Just like energy drinks taste like piss, I guess.
I know my mum is fat, but she won't touch sweet tea, tyvm. My dad and I are the only ones who drink it. And Clinton and Bush are the reason 9/11 happened. It's not a conspiracy anymore, they proved it. I don't believe that sweet tea existed back then. It was just tea sweetened to taste and had nothing to do with the fall of the Roman Empire. It did NOT cause the earthquake in Haiti (the earthquake was cause by a severe shift in the earth's plates). Monsoons...really? Sweet tea does not = monsoons. As for sex not being appealing: pfft, if you had a bad experience with sweet tea that caused that for you, whatever, but it has yet to ruin my fun.

Hun, chill out. It was all a joke. Hell, most of what I mentioned was blamed on gays already. so, you know, I'm allowed to make fun of it. biggrin

Sorry...I had a horrible morning...waking up at 5am for a stupid 5 hour test on SATURDAY is not my cuppa tea. And don't make fun of gays when I'm around...I have close relatives and friends who are gay.