The Random Bar

[Guardioz]

*crosses arms* You gotta clean your weapon before you can have the drink.  

[Next Gen Trilby]

*cleans machete*  

[Guardioz]

*hands over the drink* Good. Now keep it clean from now on. Next time I may have you pay for your drink, You'll have to clean the Weapons closet. *pulls open the Weapon's Closet, showing a huge number of well maintained weapon of almost every kind*  

[Next Gen Trilby]

Dang, that's a lot of weapons.  

[Guardioz]

Only about a million, you only have to clean 50 weapons when plus your own when you don't make sure your machete is clean prior to entering.  

[Drizz]

-cracks his knuckles- Sadly, the same cannot be said about your face~