Let's talk about sex. ==HAS BEEN UPDATED YAY! ==

[sweetheartpucca]

Virgin: Yah yah. I dunno. I've honestly never done anything overly sexual with anyone before.

Sex: Right now, I'm not ready to accept any consequences that go along with it. It's just not for me currently. I actually kinda want to wait for marriage. (keyword being kinda) But I do believe that you should at least love the person you do that with. (That doesn't necessarily mean being married)

STDs/Pregnant: If you're not ready to accpet these kinds of things, sex shouldn't happen, but if you're mature enough to accept them, then by all means do what ya gotta do!

Condoms/Birth Control: Not as good as abstinence, but if it ever comes to the point of having sex for me, both will be used.

Sex Positions: Oooook I have to ask this WHAT IS 69??? *is a 17 year old and still doesn't know >.<* *also feels kinda stupid* And can you have sex standing up?

Toys: The only kind of "Toy" i've seen are dildos, and I don't even know if those count. But anyways, I dunno. . . . nothing e-citing to me really.

Turn Ons: touch my neck in any way, and I'm yours

Kinkeh things: none that I can think of.

Sexual Preferences: Guys. They're just super swell. lols

Hermaphrodites: I'd say hi to them, and maybe talk to one a bit, but never anything sexual.

Sex myths: If the girl is on top she can't get pregnant. lols.

Masturbation: honestly it doesn't appeal to me. I feel all gross just thinking about doing it to tell you the truth. (It kinda seems grosser than actual sex to me. . . . Dunno why though >.<)

Pubic hair: I don't understand why we have pubic hair. And yeah, trimming is probably a good idea.

Worse thing to say: I just farted.

Race: Does not matter, but is it true that the size of a guy's pene depends on race?

Animals: EEEEEEEEEWWWW

Crazy deaths: Never heard of any.

Abortions: I wish they wouldn't happen, but I also understand that it's the woman's choice.

Sexual abused: nope

LOL PORN: Seen it in like 6th grade, and let me tell you. . . . I puked >.<

Lube: huh?

Places to have sex: WEll obviously in bed, but I think it would be interesting in a field, tree house, or anywhere outdoors really. >.<

Size: I don't know, because I've never even seen one.

Three way: Hmmmmm. . . .prolly not.

Wet dreams: I dunno. . . I don't really remember my dreams. >.<

Cybering: Gawd that's really not cool. Seriously. why?

Phone sex: kinda similar to cybering?

One night stands: HELL NO!!!!

Dirty dancing: I never really do. I have, but I feel slutty >.<

Sexing the famous: Nick Simmons or the skinny guy from Superbad (He's in Juno Too)  

[Lady Pelvic]

You're 17 and don't know what 69 is. . . oh man you need to get laid.

Wow, just wow. . . Err anyways it's just about time you found out, 69 is were like. . ARGH I can't explain it. . It's where the chick is on bottom[or top whatever] and the dood is on top of her but . . his head is where the chick's v****a is, and his wiiwii is in the chicks face. . like 69!
6 = where the chick is. And the loop is the girls head. The 9 = the boy, and the loop on the nine is the guys head. . ya get it? Ish?
 

[[Noi]]

Pelvic Thrust Fairy

You're 17 and don't know what 69 is. . . oh man you need to get laid.

Wow, just wow. . . Err anyways it's just about time you found out, 69 is were like. . ARGH I can't explain it. . It's where the chick is on bottom[or top whatever] and the dood is on top of her but . . his head is where the chick's v****a is, and his wiiwii is in the chicks face. . like 69!
6 = where the chick is. And the loop is the girls head. The 9 = the boy, and the loop on the nine is the guys head. . ya get it? Ish?

That's a wee bit complicated ya know.

One on top of each other, their faces to each other's genitals

I just described in one sentence.  

[Hildr]

LOL - Noi`s description was a lot simpler Pelvic.

@Sam - I had a really weird dream last night too. . . Like really weird.

OK, so, you guys know the show MASH, right? Well, if you don`t go look up Father Mulcahy.
If you do know what MASH is, you see why it was weird. Yea.
Anyway, so for some reason, the entire 4077th is getting together a musical concert and Father Mulcahy is dressed up as a mouse or a gerbil or something. This colonel, not Potter, tells him that he looks like a Texas steer or something.
Father Mulcahy says instead now, that he`s a rare Texan steer gerbil. Then, some how, I end up dressed as one, and we roam the area, doing inexplicable deeds, vandalizing thing, etc. etc.
Mean while, Klinger has taken over my place and no one notices.
Just for those that don`t know, Klinger was a man who was drafted against his will and is trying to get out on a psycho discharge by wearing women`s clothing.
Anyway, me and Mulcahy are still roaming around destroying s**t, and somehow we got married by an "ancient Korean custom" that said when two people dressed as rare Texan steer gerbils, they were to be wed.
Right after Father Mulcahy said "What the ********?" I woke up.


It upset my whole world.

 

[JenissonX]

And Then, He Said:

@Noi - I must admit, this is the best explanation of what is 69 that I have ever heard (or read)...
wink

@Pelvic - Looks like you have some problems when explaining some things...
xd

And Everybody Listened!

 

[Joszh]

i can add that i only jerked off once lolz and im not a virgin +__+ couldnt resist it. and rest of the questions were kinda funny especially the herm thing  

[burning zero]

Virgin: no, though I don't regret it since I lost it to someone I love very much

Sex: I would only have sex with someone I really love.

STD's: none

Condoms: I always use condoms when having sex

Sex positions: I've tried some and I'm curious of trying more

Toys: no, I don't see them very pleasuring as a guy.

Turn on's: moaning but mostly my g/f

Kinkeh things: it's not something I want to do.

Sexual perferences: heterosexual

Hermaphrodites: I would talk to them and be nice but nothing sexual

Sex myths: I have some and I will post them later

Masterbation: yes, I masturbate once every one or two weeks

Pubic hair: I trim, I hate it when it's bushy. I use to shave it all of but it gets very itchy.

Worse thing: I just came in you. when there are no birth controls in use

Race: I'm picky at times

Animals: no...

Crazy deaths: I will post a link to web about deaths due to sex.

Abortions: ummm... yeah... I'm not touching this subject

Sexual abused:kinda... but it didn't go far

Porn: seen it and I don't like it very much.

Lube: haven't used it yet

Places to have sex: at home, shower, and anywhere else that is tempting

Size: I don't really care how big a girls breasts are.

Three way: no, me and my g/f don't share

Wet dreams: I don't remember my dreams

Cybering: yes, I use to cyber a lot with my g/f

Phone sex: no, and I'm not curious on trying it

One night stands: no

Dirty dancing: yes, I've done it with my g/f and with some guys

Sexing the famous: no  

[burning zero]

SEX MYTHS

I will list some sex myths that I've read and say if they are true or false from reliable sources.

Men reach their sexual peak at 18, and women reach theirs at 28.
true, mens testosterone are a at their peak at 18 and womens estrogen is at it's peek at there mid 20's

Semen is low-carb.
false, semen is made mostly of fruit sugar and enzymes.

Masturbation yields the strongest orgasm.
true, but it's not a like a must be true fact. it depends on the person, some prefer good ol intercourse.

The average erection measures 8 inches.
false, the average erection is 6 inches

No p***s is too large or too small for any v****a.
true, though this depends on the girl and every is different.

Oysters make you horny.
I don't know where this came from but it's false, you decide for yourself what is a turn on and what is not.

Green M&Ms make you horny.
again I don't know where this one came from but it's false, though emagine the sales it would have if it where true.

Men think about sex every 7 seconds.
false, I'm a guy and I don't think about sex every seven seconds.

Eating broccoli will make your semen taste better.
true, semen is bitter (from what I heard) and eating broccoli and drinking coffee will make it more bitter.

Having sex before an important event--the big game, the critical presentation--can ruin your performance in the event.
false, having sex usually re-energizes you and takes away the pressure.

Having sex in water (swimming pool, hot tub, shower) will kill sperm.
true, yes you heard right it's true, but I would not recommend you to go of and have sex in water. the water will kill SOME sperm but there will be some that would get a girl pregnant. so DON"T have sex without a condom.

You can become addicted to Web porn.
true, I've lost many to web porn crying oh, and another fact, 38% of addicts are married

edit: I will search more myths because I find them very interesting and if you want me to post them I will, and click here for the crazy deaths page.  

[midnightrhose]

Virgins... Unless I'm the virgin mary...? xD (joke,omg)

Sex:I'm not gonna sex just anybody. Sorry.

VDs/ Pregnant: Never had a VD, but I has a munchkin. <3

Condoms/Birth control: I'm on the shot

Sex positions: 69, missionary, cowboy, reverse cowboy, femdom, etc.

Toys: Eh.

Turn ons: I'm with PTF. OMG

Kinky things: Bondage. xD

Sexual preferences: Bi. Tho, men usually do it better. lol

Hermaphrodites: They're still people, but the idea always weirded me out. o.o

Sex myths: I've heard some, but I don't remember them.

Masturbation: Not often at all, sadly. sad

Pubic hair: I shave cause it gets hot and itchy and gross. And its hot when a guy shaves. ^^

Worse thing: "I'm married and have 'x' kids!" xD

Race: Kay, now black guys are hot. Sadly, I'm a scrawny white boi kinda girl. *shrug* Sorry. sad

Animals:EW!

Crazy deaths:I have never heard of a crazy sex death... o.O

Abortions: I'm pro-choice.

Sexual abused: ...

Porn: I take my porn in the literature style, plz. x3

Lube: nope.

Places to have sex: Shower, bed, couch, floor, against the counter, bathroom floor...

++Anything passed this line is NEW sex questions for you to answer! ;3++

Size: xD No preference. But meh girls can't have huge hooters, those are gross.

Three way: With the right people, its fun. xD

Wet dreams: Never had one. I feel left out. sad

Cybering: I've done it, i think its funny, but other than that... meh.

Phone sex: totaly on my to-do list. :3

One night stands:NO

Dirty dancing: I'm with PTF, again.

Sexing the famous: Johnny Depp, Vigo Mortissen. OMG *drools*  

[Lady Pelvic]

Puh, I still like my descriptions better.

It was soo me. =/  

[midnightrhose]

But I'm not nearly spiffy enough to be you. :3
So I changed them.
x3  

[Lady Pelvic]

-No post style-

Hose// Nah, nah. xD
I was talking to Noi and everyone else about my 69 description.

I read some of your answers and I was like awww, she agrees with me. >w< I felt special.
-Pose- Nobody is spiffy enough to be meh. ;D  

[midnightrhose]

Haha. whee  

[BANDANA-BANDIT]

Girls run everything as long as they got a v****a between their legs...if they were to find that out...we'd be domed eek lol