Let's talk about sex. ==HAS BEEN UPDATED YAY! ==

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

Eh, I get bored, so I read them all. Usually, unless it`s just a giant wall of text with no lines between questions. Then I skim.

@Wish - There`s a book about a hermaphrodite? What is it called? :V

 

[o0-foxpuppet-0o]

Virgins: 18 and a virgin and not really caring to change that fact. Ever. Everyone I tell that to acts really surprised. I like to laugh at how their lives pivot around sex that they can't imagine someone just not wanting to have it.

Sex: I don't see what the big fuss is. I mean I understand wanting to do it, I understand enjoying it, but I don't understand how people obsess over it. This character in a book I read said, "If everyone in the world was having good sex, or even bad sex, they probably wouldn't be obsessing over it all the time." or something to the like. That's kind of my view. Yeah sex is fun and interesting but there are other things in life, god!

STD's/Pregnant: Never had sex or even been kissed so if that did happen I'd be the second Mary.

Condoms/Birth control: I don't really know anything about that kind of stuff.

Sex positions: Doggie style seems to be a thing for me.

Toys: Not as of yet wink

Turn Ons: Moaning, smell for some weird reason, looking me straight in the eye and whispering something sexy *melts*.

Kinky: For all my talk I'm not really that kinky, just basic stuff like light bondage and spanking. Nothing big.

Sexual Preferences: Since I don't and do not want to ever have sex I can't really have a 'sexual' preference but I guess you could call me bi.

Herm: I've never really thought about it.

Sex myths: You can't get pregnant standing up. That made me laugh so hard when I heard it.

Masturbation: One of the thousands.

Pubic hair: I shave, then it grows back short for ages until I get a hormone hit or something and it grows long again. It annoys the crap out of me long and I prefer the cropped look anyway.

Worse Thing To Admit During Sex: I'm your sister *laugh*.

Race: No way. That kind of thing is just dumb.

Animals: Errr . . . maybe not. Thanks though >.>;

Crazy deaths: Haven't heard any. Shame.

Abortions: Since we put down dogs and babies have the self awareness of a dog until their about three I don't have a problem with it. Few people know we have to learn to be human. Plus in the first few months it's just tissue matter. Like a vegetable. Even vegans eat veggies.

Sexual abused: Not that I know of.

Porn: I like word porn, ya know like stories and s**t? Yeah real pron is wa-ay to . . . squishy.

Lube: Not as of yet.

Places to have sex: The shower or on a desk or in an alleyway. Or best of all in bed *laugh*

Size: Doesn't really effect me. Though with my girls I must admit I'm a pancake lover (someone who likes small chested girls)

Three way: I guess I'd give it a go.

Wet dreams: Never any good ones. Probably from lack of experience.

Cybering: A friend tried to get me to do it once. Very squicky for me. Not my thing.

Phone sex: Probably not but I'd have to give it a go.

One night stands: I'd never do it but I can see the appeal.

Dirty dancing: Only when I'm alone *laugh*

Sexing the famous: No I'd ask for a trade, instead of having sex we can be best friends whee *laugh*  

[Ar35]

Ar35

Virgins: no, and ur not a virgin when a guys d**k peirces the vag. walls/lips watever u want to call them

Sex: i think sex is a way for me of tellin my baby that she's the only one in my world

STD's/Pregnat: never had a STD and dont plan on it but then again who does?

Condoms/Birth control: my baby wonders if they make chicken flavored but i dont use them every time

Sex positions: 69 is good for every great once in a while, doggy, missionary, piledriver is my favorite, and me then her then the wall

Toys: no but id like to experiment

Turn on's: it doesnt take much just a kiss on the stomach and im ready ta go

Kinkeh things: strawberries, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and handcuffs is about as far as i would go

Sexual perferences: I would never stick a stick in my mouth and to all the chicks that do it u are my hero cuz i love BJ's, just thinking about bein on the recevin end gross's me out dont get me wrong tho i still love it

Herm. no anything with p***s can keep ur clothes on

Sex myths: i heard that if right after sexy time a chick puts coca cola in her v****a itll kill out the sperm but i wouldnt rekomend trying it...that would be b***h tryin to get coke in ur vag. lol

Masterbation: yes alot of the time...but when ever ur partner does it for u...heh heh oh yeah lol

Pubic hair: no, but i do trim alot and yes i dont like hair that starts in the front and dont end till the back...nasty nasty nasty...except for redheads and only then just a lil bit of hair...i dnt kno y

Worse thing: heh heh heh giggity giggity giggity...giggity...giggity giggity goo...ahh im done now let me call u a taxi...OOPS...but she knew i was joking cuz i was quotin a song

Race: no offense but i cant have sex black chiks anything else is ok but there's only about 1 out of 500,000 black chicks i could see myself doin like halle berry...yeh couldnt do it

Animals: wow ive heard some stories lemme tell ya one time there was some chicks took their grandmas d***o put ice on it put it on their vag's and let puppies lick it off and ive also seen a horse fukin a chick...i threw up 5 times

Crazy deaths: i heard about this guy that was fukin a chick and she started bleeding the guy had his eyes closed, she begged him to stop but he didnt hear her the first couple of times he thought she was saying dont stop but when he finally seen wat was going on he realized she was beggin him to stop but she was already dead

Abortions: never, abortions are so barbaric i wuld never make my baby do that unless she wanted and only then wuld i support her decision

Sexual abused: no but i think it wuld b interestin with my baby

Porn: watched it once and acted it out with my gf wed been dating 3 yrs

Lube: had to once even tho ive only had sexy time 15 times but im 18 yrs old so i got my whole life ahead of me with my life partner (wife and true love of my life)

Places to have sex: Quoting pelvic: "I don't know why people would want to do it on the beach. That just dosen't . . . appeal to me. xP You get sand all up in your v****a. And then a guy wants to eat out of it? Um, no." duh thats y u bring a towel lol anyways i think if it was in a log cabin in the winter on the beautiful countryside and it was snowing in a resort


Size: I really prefer a 36 C

Three way: done it with twins...need i say more

Wet dreams: of course anyone with an imagination can have a wet dreams y do u think mentally special ppl wake up with a BIG smile?

Cybering: yes i have done it but only in extreme times

Phone sex: Done it but prefer the real thing

One night stands: yeh but only once and i was drunk...i mean really drunk like i was ZOOMIN...lol

Dirty danceing: dont really dance just headbang alot


Sexing the famous: Depends on who it is some of those celebrities now i wouldnt touch like britney spears...yeh she's ruined lol

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Ahem, so after some very silly phone chats with Nor where I started reading him random sex facts/tips from Cosmopolitan we decided I should start posting daily facts/tips in the sex thread.

I'm going to start off posting tips from an article called "101 sex tricks to try before you die!" I guess I'll post 3 at a time because otherwise it will take me forever to get through them all. xD Enjoy.

Cosmo

1. On a hot night, lick the salt off each other's sweaty bodies.
2. Take a steamy shower together... but with the lights out.
3. Stay silent all through the action and just listen to your breathing.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Norayr]

Sexy.  

[Rathmanian]

:0
Male sweat contains a hormone that naturally attracts women!

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Don't males and females both have pharamones?

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Rathmanian]

<<;
Well yeah, but the show didn't say female sweat attracted males... It just said it about males... It could be for both...?

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

That's the whole point of pharamones. Other animals have them too, but their scent is specifically for attracting animals of that species.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Norayr]

NekoGod

<<;
Well yeah, but the show didn't say female sweat attracted males... It just said it about males... It could be for both...?

Heck yes! Sweating girls are so sexy. *dies*
I wish a certain someone was here and sweating.

Mostly why I avoid and ignore the girls from my gym.

Though I gotta say, I'm confused how in the world my stink would ever attract anyone..  

[Rathmanian]

@Norayr- XD
That's why you use Axe or something! Bow chicka wow wow!

 

[Norayr]

Haha.. true.

But I haven't used Axe in a good while. I did that in high school. But I'm more of a cologne man now.  

[Moonlight_Bella]

Norayr

Haha.. true.

But I haven't used Axe in a good while. I did that in high school. But I'm more of a cologne man now.

*Sniffs and dances around him*

Bow chicka wow wow.

 

[Norayr]

Moonlight_Bella

Norayr

Haha.. true.

But I haven't used Axe in a good while. I did that in high school. But I'm more of a cologne man now.

*Sniffs and dances around him*

Bow chicka wow wow.

*Sees her sweating* Bow chicka wow wow^2
Oh man. Talk about a chain reaction!  

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

@Nor & Bella - You guys crack me up. xDD

And yusssss, sweaty mensssss. . . I love to pounce on the husband after he mows the lawn [not right now though, `coz the grass is all dead and stuff].