The Random Bar

[Guardioz]

*sheaths sword in the empty scabard at my waist that has been empty for a year* Its good to ahve this sword back... It's perfectly weighted and balanced for me. *sits in a chair*  

[Silver Sage-General]

Ganondorf snaps.

My favourite laugh ever.  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

*Finally getting out of the ridiculous loop of ridiculous portals, I enter the treasure room and grab the only weapon remaining, a set of twin blades. They are both black, with a small streak of silver running down the middle. Green silk wraps around the hilts, tied criss-cross, with the remainder of the material hanging down." But what is that blue stuff pulsing within the pedestal?  

[Guardioz]

That's the energy that keeps this place sealed. If you put a bladed weapon of any kind in the slot it'll activate the defenses...  

[swiggityswootytootyfruity]

Ah, I see. Remind me not to do something really stupid then...  

[Quiet Marionette]

YOU MUST DIE!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!one!!!!!  

[Silver Sage-General]

And this is why he wanted the kingdom to sink.  

[DARK NEBULA7]

The power within. . . the power within. . .the power within. . .  

[Quiet Marionette]

*kicks Sage back into the Black Hole* I SAID STAY!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*poke*

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Silver Sage-General]

But I don't wanna. ;_;  

[Abstinence II]

Tired as f--k and I just woke up.

/sighs  

[Guardioz]

xThisbee

Tired as f--k and I just woke up.

/sighs

*Glomp* Rachel!  

[Quiet Marionette]

*pounces on Jax and curls up in her lap* PET!!!!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*pets*

.... and that was the cerebral perception