Let's talk about sex. ==HAS BEEN UPDATED YAY! ==

[Cole Wealth]

Hmm. Boner feeding. cool  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

confused

Cosmo

43. You know how you put lotion on your body every a.m. before getting dressed? One morning hand me the bottle and let me spread some across your calves, thighs... everywhere.
44. Come to bed in old-fashioned bikini panties--the kind with the satiny fabric that clings to your cheeks and make your legs look long and sleek.
45. Hold my p***s like a joystick: your fist wrapped around the base and your thumb pumping the ridge on the underside where the head and the shaft meet. That spot is like a blast off trigger.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

D= No responses since my last post!

Cosmo

46. Email me the URL of an X-rated Web site that contains words or pictures that really makes you tingle.
47. Instead of propping one leg on each of my shoulders during missionary, keep your legs together and put them both on one shoulder. I can hold them for leverage and get inside you so deep.
48. The faster you bounce up and down during woman-on-top, the more your breasts jiggle... a sight that I live for.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[`Tahirah]

*Gigglesnort* Jiggly boobs. My fiance loves it when I shimmy. He's all, "oooooh.... doitagain!"  

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

B-b-but. . . I have no boobs. . . Except right now. D:

And we can`t even find time to sleep, let alone do the nast-eh.

 

[MoonlitPixie]

i'm a virgin and i'm gonna stay one until i get married and when i feel we're actually married.

 

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

Hum. . . If you wanna get technical, you have to sleep together before marriage is actually completed. At least. . . if your Catholic. . . I think.


IDON`TREMEMBER!!! D:

But anyway, just thought I`d throw that out there.

Can`t be completely married until you have sex with each other, but you don`t want to have sex until you`re completely married.

[/ironytoPoet]

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

So, I've been slacking on my Cosmo post per day thing but I'll start making the posts again if people still want me to.

Cosmo

49. I'm all about the urgency of sex. So instead of telling me how you like to be touched, say "This is how I need to be touched." Then treat me to a demonstration.
50. Start off a long lazy lovemaking session by leaving a trail of soft, wet kisses from the side of my neck to my earlobe.
51. Wet his finger and trace it along the underside of your breast. The skin here is thinner and more responsive.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

Ew@Tip 50.
I don`t do wet kisses. They gross me out. I`m all "Ewwwww. Disgusting! Get it offfffff!!" Definite mood killer there.

And yessss, Sam, keep `em coming.

 

[Rathmanian]

x__P o e t

I would stand in line for this

Hum. . . If you wanna get technical, you have to sleep together before marriage is actually completed. At least. . . if your Catholic. . . I think.


IDON`TREMEMBER!!! D:

But anyway, just thought I`d throw that out there.

Can`t be completely married until you have sex with each other, but you don`t want to have sex until you`re completely married.

[/ironytoPoet]

o .o
I thought Catholics were totally abstinent? Or were supposed to be? And there is one culture or religion, where they hire these guys to have sex with your daughter, cause you can't marry a virgin.

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Catholics aren't supposed to have sex until their wedding night, but there are a lot of catholic sluts out there. Also, in Catholicism you're not supposed to use ANY type of protection because the only reason for sex is to make babies. Hence why Catholic families (at least used to) often be really big.

That other thing.. I heard of it too. I think it might be somewhere in the middle east or something but don't hold me to it.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Rathmanian]

Yeah. It's a Middle Eastern thing.

 

[Living Disappointments]

At this moment in time, sex officially scares the crap out of me. I can't even kiss my own boyfriend. redface But that's good. He's my first boyfriend, so I guess it's all good... Also most of the people in my circle of friends have had sex, and things really didn't turn out well. So, yeah.  

[Hildr]

I would stand in line for this

I think I should have explained that a bit better. :/

What I meant was this :: You say your vows, but the marriage isn`t complete until you try to make babies. Y`know?
There`s a word for this. . . I just can`t think of it.

And only priests and nuns are supposed to be abstinent forever.

Did you know that traditionally, many priests and nuns were gay? :V
`Coz, if you have 10 kids, they odds are, you`re probably gonna have a gay one. So instead of having them shame the family, you`d send `em off to the convent where they is no sex.
I chuckled a little when I learned that.

WTF@Can`t be a virgin for marriage.
How would you prove that?
I mean, really?

 

[Rathmanian]

:0
Wow... Homosexual religious leaders...

o .o
The woman can't be a virgin before the marriage...
<<;
I guess they check her hymen or something...