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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:42 pm
NekoGod
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Wow... Homosexual religious leaders...

o .o
The woman can't be a virgin before the marriage...
<<;
I guess they check her hymen or something...

The other day I found out the minister at my mom's church is gay.

I laughed for a long time. whee
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:57 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself...


The word for having sex to "finalize" the marriage is consummation.

And yeah, being gay isn't technically against most religions because a lot of them view it as an illness or defect but what IS against the religion is to act on your homosexual urges. I can see why being a priest of nun that is gay would be so common because they'd be constantly repenting their urges and unable to sex ANYONE. But yeah. There are a couple denominations of Christianity that are fully okay with homosexuality. Like, one or two of them. I *think* the United Church is okay with it (not 100% sure though) and there is one other church.. I forget the name of it but it's made up of like 90% homosexual people. >.> I did a project on this stuff in grade 11 sociology. Haha.

Cosmo
52. In the middle of reverse cowgirl, lean all the way over and put your mouth around my big toe. Sounds crazy, but it'll make me explode.
53. You know how we sometimes stay in and have a movie night? Surprise me one day by making it a porno movie night.
54. Massage my manhood with your silkiest panties. Every so often, put your lips on the side and blow against the cool, sensual fabric.


...I laughed myself to sleep.
 

s4mgir1v3rsi0n


x3 thisismysn x3

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:04 pm
I'm pretty sure the congregationalist church is okay with homosexuality?
I'm not sure though.
 
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:10 pm
United Church is okay with homosexuality. That's my church.
:3

54. OMG... I think I'd orgasm if a girl did that to me... In like, two minutes...
 

Rathmanian


s4mgir1v3rsi0n

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:56 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself...


Neko m'dear I think that's the idea. xD


...I laughed myself to sleep.
 
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:17 am
Cosmo
43. You know how you put lotion on your body every a.m. before getting dressed? One morning hand me the bottle and let me spread some across your calves, thighs... everywhere.
44. Come to bed in old-fashioned bikini panties--the kind with the satiny fabric that clings to your cheeks and make your legs look long and sleek.
45. Hold my p***s like a joystick: your fist wrapped around the base and your thumb pumping the ridge on the underside where the head and the shaft meet. That spot is like a blast off trigger.
46. Email me the URL of an X-rated Web site that contains words or pictures that really makes you tingle.
47. Instead of propping one leg on each of my shoulders during missionary, keep your legs together and put them both on one shoulder. I can hold them for leverage and get inside you so deep.
48. The faster you bounce up and down during woman-on-top, the more your breasts jiggle... a sight that I live for.
49. I'm all about the urgency of sex. So instead of telling me how you like to be touched, say "This is how I need to be touched." Then treat me to a demonstration.
50. Start off a long lazy lovemaking session by leaving a trail of soft, wet kisses from the side of my neck to my earlobe.
51. Wet his finger and trace it along the underside of your breast. The skin here is thinner and more responsive.
52. In the middle of reverse cowgirl, lean all the way over and put your mouth around my big toe. Sounds crazy, but it'll make me explode.
53. You know how we sometimes stay in and have a movie night? Surprise me one day by making it a porno movie night.
54. Massage my manhood with your silkiest panties. Every so often, put your lips on the side and blow against the cool, sensual fabric.
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!
.....
43. I don't sleep in my gf house, so I can't do that... Until now, but I'll do it soon...
44. Nooo!!! I prefer when she cames to bed naked... XD
45. OMFGWTF!!! o/
46. Don't work with me...
47. OMFGWTF!!!² o/²
48. Hell Yeah!!! twisted
49. Cool! But I think it's almost the same as that "steering" thing...
50. It's cool, I like it, my gf likes it too...
51. I do that sometimes, but my gf is too sensitive, so she don't like it...
52. Nooooo, thanks!!!
53. I don't like porno movies, I prefer the live thing... twisted ²
54. It could be cool, but what's the funny of having a quick orgasm, I prefer to have sex for long time... =D
.....
It means no worries for the rest of your days!
It's our problem-free philosophy!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
 

JenissonX


Hildr

Clever Goat

PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:36 am
I would stand in line for this

I lol`d at 52. I was like "Big. . . toe?"

And YES, Sam, that`s the word I`ve been searching for. Thanks for that.



I don`t know any churches around me that are okay with homosexuality. But then again, I live in Oklahoma and there`s only Baptist and Methodist churches.
Actually, I think there was some big scandal a while back about a Methodist church that had a lesbian preacher. Everyone was completely freaking out about it.
 
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:08 am
I called her on the phone and she touched herself...


The big toe thing bugged me too. Sounds.. ew. Hahahaha.


...I laughed myself to sleep.
 

s4mgir1v3rsi0n


Rathmanian

PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:29 pm
@Sam- xP
Yeah, but two minutes is fast...
 
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:47 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself...


Your mom's... nevermind. Haha.

Cosmo
55. Knead your fingertips into my backside as you give me oral.
56. When we're both home just chilling out, go in the other room and call my cell. Get me all hot and bothered with dirty talk... then appear in the doorway and finish our phone-sex session in real time.
57. Spread baby oil all over your breasts before we get busy.


...I laughed myself to sleep.
 

s4mgir1v3rsi0n


Rathmanian

PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:53 pm
57. x -o
I wouldn't like that one... Baby oil smells and I'm doubting it tastes good.
 
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:10 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself...


That's why they have scented/flavoured KY stuff.


...I laughed myself to sleep.
 

s4mgir1v3rsi0n


Rathmanian

PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:19 pm
But that's personal lube.
D:
Not baby oil...
 
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:31 pm
Lol @ 56.

Can`t do that in my house. Walls are too thin. I can hear everything going on in the kitchen from my sister`s bedroom. xD  


Simplistic-Tyranny

Vice Captain

Dangerous Nerd


Hildr

Clever Goat

PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:23 pm
I would stand in line for this

D:

I`m pretty sure I`d puke if I were a guy and my girl put baby oil on herself. That stuff smells icky.

LOL@Sam`s s**t walls.
 
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