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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:36 pm
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Ugh! I want to strangle this Christian guy!
“Well… I’ve not had sex before, so I don’t know.” My voice is small. I peek up at him, and he’s staring at me, mouth-open, frozen, and pale - really pale. “Never?” he whispers. I shake my head. “You’re a virgin?” he breathes. I nod, flushing again. He closes his eyes and looks to be counting to ten. When he opens them again, he’s angry, glaring at me. “Why the ******** didn’t you tell me?” he growls.
Because you never asked her about what her sexual life was like... and it would be really random for her to suddenly mention she's a virgin, especially when she's only known for you for about two weeks if my calculation of time passing is correct. During which you've only met in person a few times.
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:07 pm
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“Did I hurt you?” Christian asks as he lies down beside me propped on one elbow. He tucks a stray strand of my hair behind my ear. And I have to grin, widely. “You are asking me if you hurt me?” “The irony is not lost on me,” he smiles sardonically. “Seriously, are you okay?” His eyes are intense, probing, demanding even.
Gee... I wonder. No, everything's peachy fine, Mr. Grey. But even if you did, I'm sure it would tickle your kinky fancy of being the domineering male.
If people thought Twilight was bad, then Fifty Shades of Grey has obviously taken things to a whole new low.
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