Describe a wrestler as badly as you can

[Chrono Q Clepsydra]

So pretty much you take a wrestler that's been on TV, and there's knowledge of and you describe them as badly as you can.

But it has to be somewhat reasonable.
Whoever gets the answer right, is the next person to do the game.

Q: 'I am known for shovels, but I use sledgehammers'
A: Triple H


A pierced individual who was a prince, a locomotive and an Asian man.  

[Mister Mirage]

A-Train/Matt Bloom


A prototype invisibility machine. Doesn't come cheap, but repairs are quick!  

[Chrono Q Clepsydra]

We're going for Cena, is it Cena?  

[Mister Mirage]

You betcha  

[Chrono Q Clepsydra]

A galactic gladiator, the zenith of all gladiators.  

[Mister Mirage]

That was a tough one. Ultimate Warrior?  

[Chrono Q Clepsydra]

Correct  

[MidnightBlue9999]

"Ok now this might be the Tequila talking, but you look fly today."  

[Mister Mirage]

This one is going to keep me up tonight, maybe if I actually get some tequila. xd  

[Chrono Q Clepsydra]

You look fly today is the theme song for 'Too Cool'

... So I'm gonna go with Scotty Too Hotty  

[MidnightBlue9999]

hehe you got it!  

[Chrono Q Clepsydra]

I squeeze my own orange juice, I have a powerful fist, I have been knighted, and can put you in a twist.  

[Daemonsparta]

william regal  

[Chrono Q Clepsydra]

Daemonsparta

william regal

Correct  

[Daemonsparta]

I once flew in a flock, and was a filth animal. however I was always a shooting star