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 Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:31 am
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These jokes are really popular in South Africa.
But they are more like unsults than Jokes.
Anyway, its very entertaining and a great way to
have a little giggle to yourself.
Here are some:
Your mama's so thin,
she can dodge raindrops.
Your mama's like a box of smarties,
fun for everyone.
Your mama's like KFC,
Finger Lickin Good.
Your mama's like a village Bicycle,
Everyone gets a turn to ride her.
If you know any other, feel free to post them.
Also comment the jokes.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:01 pm
 And she listens to that same old song...
Your mama's so fat, that when she falls off the bed she falls off both sides.
...just because it reminds her of YOU
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:10 am
I am now accepting...
Roxy Says:
rofl
...All donations.
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:13 am
I am now accepting...
Roxy Says:
Your Mama's Like A Bus, 5 Coins Per Ride.
...All donations.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:34 pm
Yo mama's so fat, she uses buses as roller skates.
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own zipcode.
Yo mama's so fat, she has an aquarium full of whales.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck two batteries up her butt and sang, "I got the power!"
Yo mama's so fat, I could jump on her stomach and high-five God.
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:10 am
I am now accepting...
Roxy Says:
rofl
...All donations.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:29 pm
Umm I only got one. Your mama's so old she sat behind jesus in third grade. xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:01 am
I am now accepting...
Roxy Says:
rofl
...All donations.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:55 am
Your mama's so fat she has to bathe in the ocean.
Your mama's so ugly she doesn't need to dress up on Halloween to scare the kids.
Your mama's so loose you could park a hummer in her and still have room to move.
Your mama's so stupid she went to kindergarten with you to learn.
Your mama's so fat her shorts disappear in her a**.
Oh man, I can't even remember like, 99.999% of the "Your mom" jokes I heard all year in grade 12... I swear, that's ALL the guys in art class said all day.
Or you know, it was just, "Tucker... your mom."
My reply? "Jimmy, your mom in a hot pink thong."
Aaaand he usually shut up biggrin
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:25 pm
I am now accepting...
Roxy Says:
rofl
I find them to funny.
But i wont dare to say them to a guy in my grade.
Ill look stupid after their reply.
Here is one the one guy said to my teacher...
Your mama's like a shot gun, two bullets and shes loaded.
You might not understand, but id prefer not to say it here.
...All donations.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:02 pm
Hahahaha welllll
I know that a certain kind of little vibrator thingie is called a bullet rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:11 am
Lol.
Yo mama's so fat, they used a tractor to fix her wedgie.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears canoes for shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she blows her nose with bedsheets.
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to ride a bike in the ocean.
Yo mama's so dumb, when she went scuba diving she gave her air tank to a fish 'cause she thought it was suffocating.
Yo mama's so smelly, the planets moved to another solar system.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:39 am
I am now accepting...
Roxy Says:
rofl
...All donations.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:07 am
i dont get it.. if she fell off both sides she would still be on the bed.. Meow_chick45 And she listens to that same old song...
Your mama's so fat, that when she falls off the bed she falls off both sides.
...just because it reminds her of YOU
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:30 pm
Breathe Music..Okay now these are kinda old, but they make people laugh everytime I tell them..
Your Mama's so fat that when she went outside on a hot day with a red shirt on all the kids said "HEY KOOL-AID!"
Your Mama's so fat she has the bakery on speed dial.
Your Mama's so poor that when I went to ring her door bell the toilet flushed.
Your Mama's so dumb she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Your Mama's so fat when she steps on the scale it says 90210.
Your Mama's so fat when she goes to a hotel and asks for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean.
Your Mama's so fat when she steped into the ocean, all the whale's sang "We are Family!"
Your Mama's so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund.
Your Mama's so fat she got hit by a parked car.
Like I said, their old...i need to make new one's but I hope ya'll like em!^__^  Love Music <3
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