The "Your Mom" game

[MaidenMalina]

Lets see how many bad "your mom" jokes we can come up with!!! i'll start:
Your mom's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!!!!!  

[pandadlphn]

your moms so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery  

[Score-IT]

your mom is so stupid that she dances under the trafic light coz she thinks she is in a disco mrgreen  

[MaidenMalina]

your mom's so fat,, when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house  

[xXBurned_Before_DawnXx]

yo mama so hairy she has afros on her niples  

[Score-IT]

your mama is so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie

yea original from MEET THE SPARTANS mrgreen  

[hot afro ninja]

ur moms so black when she drinks water she pisses coffe total pwnage talk2hand  

[xXSesshomaru43Xx]

yo mamma so stupid she trip over a cordless phone  

[somonar]

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"


Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.  

[joe_xcon3]

your moms so fat, i vomit whenever i see her... xd  

[little_silver_wolf]

yo mommas so fat she bunjee jumped off the grand canyon and got stuck heart  

[Kelly1493]

yo mammas so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gum ball  

[Lord Mar]

Your mama is so short the munchkin guild calls her short.  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Yo momma's soooo fat... she has'ta put her belt on with a boomerang  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

your momma's so fat... when she stepped on the scale, it screamed in pain!