The English to 12 Year-Old Translator

[Azure Alexea]

A friend of mine found this site and I found it to be pretty funny so thought I'd share it. Anyone having a hard time understanding some of the younger folks on gaia check out The translater smile  

[FallenSammy]

lol this is brilliant Alexea! lol it makes me laugh!! *glomps* thanks for sharin... im sure it will entertain many of us! rofl

or should that be

LOL THES SI BRILIANT AELX3A!!!1!11!! WTF LOL LOL IT MAEKS M3 LAUGH!!1!!!111!!1!!! OMG WTF *GLOMPS* THX FOR SHARIN.!!1!1!11!!111!11!!! OMG WTF IM SURE IT WIL ENTERTANE MANY OF US!1!!1 eek  

[ThisEmptySoul]

NOW I DONT HAEV 2 HURT MAH BRANE TRYNG 2 TYP3 LIEK THEM I HAEV A TRANSLA2R 2 DO IT FOR M3!!11!1!1! OMG

Unfortunately they don't have a translator that works the other way around...  

[Azure Alexea]

That is indeed unfortunate to be sure  

[SaturnineZero]

*nods sadly* Though this is an amazing thing. xd  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

OK WUT .!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!! OMG LOL  

[Areashine]

SARIOSLEY I SUPOSE I HAEV SEN PEOPL3 WRIET LIEK THES ON DA INTERNET!!!11! DA OVER UES OF PUNCTUATION GETS 2 MA SOM3TIEMS THOUGH.THIS!1!1!1!!1111111111!!1 LOL SI QUIET FUNY!11!! WTF

Seriously, I suppose I have seen people write like this on the internet. The over use of punctuation gets to me sometimes though...This is quite funny.

Agh! Looking at all of that makes my head hurt.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

COL FIND!!!11 OMG WTF LOL THES SHUD B VERY UESFUL 2 UES!!11!!1!! WTF LOL

XDD

Err... I mean... Cool find. This should be very useful to use.  

[Samantha_Grey]

I typed this:

I can't study for I am to read The Complete Works of Shakespeare in its entirety while I drink my hot chocolate.

and this came out:

I CANT STUDY FOR IM 2 READ TEH COMPLATE WORKS OF R IN ITS ENTIERTY WHIEL I DRINK MAH HOT CHOCOLAET!!!!1

I think English teachers will be very ashamed of the world today.  

[Niniann_Lockhart]

Oh geeze, that is simply great! Maybe I can learn how to tell them to speak like a human so I can understand them. I'll have to show this around a little.  

[Veunus Rahl]

lol I like

 

[Nei1]

The phrase: I want to go to bed now like a good child.

Translated in to this: I WANT 2 GO 2 BD NOW LIEK A GOD CHILD!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

I laughed at this and the site.  

[Fallicious Flavor]

What I wrote:
Once upon a time when English made sense, a terrifying new generation fell upon the articulate and assaulted them with a new language that could kill.

What Translator wrote:
ONCA UPON A TIEM WHEN 3NGLISH MAED S3NSE A T3RIFYNG NU GENERATION FEL UPON TEH ARTICULAET AND ASAULTED TH3M WIT A NU LANGUAEG TAHT CUD KIL!11111! LOL

What happened? I am so ashamed D:  

[Kyreie]

Originally written:

What has become of the English language? The supposed "information highway" has fallen prey to the inarticulate and the illiterate! What is even more disturbing, not only can you see the misspellings and overpunctuation in chat rooms and forums, you can almost hear the same things when they speak!

Translation:

WUT HAS BCOMA OF TEH ENGLISH LANGUAEG??!?! OMG WTF DA SUPOSAD INFORMATION HIGHWAY HAS FALAN PR3Y 2 TEH INARTICULAET AND TEH ILIETRAET!1!111 LOL WUT SI EVAN MORA DISTURBNG NOT ONLEY CAN U SE TEH MISP3LNGS AND OVERPUNCTUATION IN CHAT ROMS AND FORUMS U CAN ALMOST HEAR DA SME THNGS WHAN THAY SPAAK!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL


So very sad... crying  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

ThisEmptySoul

NOW I DONT HAEV 2 HURT MAH BRANE TRYNG 2 TYP3 LIEK THEM I HAEV A TRANSLA2R 2 DO IT FOR M3!!11!1!1! OMG

Unfortunately they don't have a translator that works the other way around...

I completely agree, I need some one to translate this stuff for me. I could do it but it hurts my brain so.