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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:21 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:52 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:02 pm
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*RANDOM POST* "Final Test Report (Still Alive)" By "Geek Troubador" Jonathan Coulton
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge Success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science, We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead.)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive.
[Personnel File Addendum: Dear <>,]
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me;
And tore me to pieces; And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line, And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive.
[Personnel File Addendum Addendum: One Last Thing:]
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. Ha ha, fat chance. Anyway, this cake is great; It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking, when there's science to do. When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive. [PS:] And believe me, I am still alive. [PPS:] I'm doing science and I'm still alive. [PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. [FINAL THOUGHT:] While you're dying I'll be still alive. [FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you're dead I will be still alive. Still alive, still alive, still alive.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:34 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:59 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:18 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:27 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:06 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:55 am
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