Destroy a Wish Foundation

[Xahmen]

You make a wish.

"I wish I could fly!"

The next poster turns this wish around to be bad:

"You can never land again"

And then that poster makes a wish.
So on and so forth.  

[Xiporah]

I wish I had another beer.

 

[Xahmen]

You may have your beer, but it will be flat, and three days old and opened.  

[Sonnenblume]

Zahwomen

You may have your beer, but it will be flat, and three days old and opened.

Do you make a wish now? Having corrupted one?  

[Xahmen]

Yes.
I thought I did, my bad.

I wish that I had bullet-proof skin.  

[Sonnenblume]

Granted, your skin is replaced by a thin layer of bullet proof s**t.
However, you can no longer absorb Vitamin D from the sun, feel warmth etc.
You girlfriend dumps you, your friends abandon you, and without the warmth of the sun/vitamin D etc... and you kill yourself (via knife).
INTENSE.

I wish I had another Dr. Pepper!  

[Xahmen]

You get it, but it will be the last one you ever drink, because you will develop a fatal allergy that will make your ovaries explode.

I wish I was smarter.  

[Clonarblume]

Congratulations, genius, you're a genius. Unfortunately, you can never truly find anyone else with of a comparative intellectual and, every day, grow more and more bitter with the fools who surround you. Despite your genius, you are only one person and are plagued with all the limitations of such. As the wrongs of the world weigh down on you and you begin to succumb to depression. You know that you represent one of the peaks of humanity at this time and you can not live with that, your loneliness, your depression overwhelms you. You purchase a gun with the intent to take your own life. You stick it in your mouth, and finally accepting that this is your fate, you pull the trigger. You wake up in a hospital bed some time later. You lived, but have inflicted irreparable harm on your own body. You will never walk again, you will never talk again, you will never use the bathroom of your own accord again. You will be trapped for years to come as a victim of your own mind.

I wish that she lives a happy life.  

[Sors]

She lives a happy life... For the next 2.4 seconds. ;D

I wish I had a teleporter.

 

[Clonarblume]

Sors

She lives a happy life... For the next 2.4 seconds. ;D

I wish I had a teleporter.

Congratulations! You just successfully teleported yourself into space!

Don't worry, you pass out after only 13 seconds.

I wish I had actually made a wish here and didn't have to come and edit one in.  

[Xiporah]

Granted! The transdemensional time-space gremlins show up as you are typing your original response and remind you to make a question. However because of various unexplained paradoxes, a giant fish in a bear suit invades Tokyo...and the gremlins ask for $20 for thier trouble.


I wish my neighbor's ride to school would stop honking in front of my house at 7AM every weekday.

 

[Clonarblume]

Granted!

They're NOW picking them up at 6:30 AM instead.

I wish that I had three butts.  

[Xiporah]

ballsballsballsballs

Granted!

They're not picking them up at 6:30 AM instead.

I wish that I had three butts.

Granted! But now you have to poop three times as often and don't fit on most toilet seats.

I wish I made more money!

 

[Fig Ivy]

Granted, but you have nothing to spend it on.


I wish...I wish...I was a fish. >:  

[Xiporah]

Fig Ivy

Granted, but you have nothing to spend it on.


I wish...I wish...I was a fish. >:

Wish is granted, but now you have to eat worms and s**t that fish eat.

I wish I wasn't allergic to pollen.