LET'S ALL WRITE SHITTY HAIKUS

[Xiporah]

MOUNTAIN DEW SODA
TASTES LIEK PEE PEE IN A JAR
I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF

 

[Liza Liopleurodon]

Xiporah is nuts
Salted cashews in a can
I enjoy cashews  

[Stereo Heathen]

Hunger devours me
I want some ******** food, now
But I'm not thirsty  

[Akky the Terrible]

I don't have the time
to be writing dumb poems
wait what'd I just do?

 

[Zelkiiro]

p***s p***s d**k
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Giant hairy c**k  

[Liza Liopleurodon]

I like to ate ate
Apples and and Banaynays
Ate them yes yum yum  

[Akky the Terrible]

The seasons changing
leaves falling, reborn again
I like bubble gum

 

[Clonarblume]

Haikus need nature
Akela is clearly smart
trees flowers apples  

[Liza Liopleurodon]

COAT HANGERS HANGERS
HANG COAT IN CLOSET NOW PLEASE
I LIKE SHINY SHOES  

[Ythan II]

All haikus should have
Five beats then seven then five
But who gives a ******** you b***h  

[Boarding School Reject]

D-Link connected
No wires to tether me
Save the power chord.

Transcendental crap
Could be drawn from this
Thanks Merry Pranksters.

Rachael Maddow, hot
She used to much more butch
Haikus, not so hard.

 

[Boarding School Reject]

Nature you say Clone?
Gentle breeze flows through the trees
Smelling of spring dew.

 

[Liquid Sunshine_XO]

Ythan II

All haikus should have
Five beats then seven then five
But who gives a ******** you b***h

xD Second favorite. First one is the last line of Zelkiiro's.

 

[Shiro Tsuki-san]

Right in front of me
This burrito that I eat
It needed more sauce  

[Bufinator]

Seven syllables
Now I write five syllables
This is a ********