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La Traviata

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:32 am


So, pick a musical artist and answer the questions with song titles for funsies. :]

Pick your Artist or Band
Jason Mraz

Are you a male or female:
Butterfly

Describe yourself:
A Beautiful Mess

How do you feel:
Make It Mine

Describe where you currently live:
Who Needs Shelter

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Curbside Prophet

Your favorite form of transportation:
Plane

Your best friend(s)?
Geek in the Pink

You and your best friends:
No Stopping Us

What's the weather like:
The Forecast

Favorite time of day:
Bella Luna

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Only Human

What is life to you:
Life Is Wonderful

Your relationship:
Lucky

Your fear:
If It Kills Me

What is the best advice you have to give:
Sleep All Day

Thought for the Day:
O. Lover

How I would like to die:
Clockwatching

My soul's present condition:
Wordplay

My motto:
Live High

Why are you doing this right now?:
The Dynamo of Volition
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:17 am


Pick your Artist or Band
Carpathian Forest

Are you a male or female:
Warlord of Misanthropy

Describe yourself:
I Am Posessed

How do you feel:
Every Day I Must SUFFER!

Describe where you currently live:
The Old House on The Hill

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
The Frostbitten Woodlands of Norway

Your favorite form of transportation:
Through Self Mutilation

Your best friend(s)?
The Angel and the Sodomizer

You and your best friends:
Sadomasochistic

What's the weather like:
It's Darker Than You Think

Favorite time of day:
Lunar Nights

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Bloody ******** Necro Hell

What is life to you:
SHUT UP. There is NO Excuse to Live

Your relationship:
Bloodlust and Perversion

Your fear:
The Good Old Enema Treatment Part II

What is the best advice you have to give:
Start Up The Incinerator (Here Comes Another Useless Fool)

Thought for the Day:
Possibilities of Life's Destruction

How I would like to die:
Doomed to Walk The Earth as Slaves of the Living Dead

My soul's present condition:
In League with Satan

My motto:
'The First Cut is the Deepest'

Why are you doing this right now?:
Bloodcleansing

Xiporah


Zelkiiro

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:39 pm


Pick your Artist or Band
Queensryche

Are you a male or female:
I am I

Describe yourself:
Wot Kinda Man

How do you feel:
Doin' Fine

Describe where you currently live:
I'm American

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Miles Away

Your favorite form of transportation:
Some People Fly

Your best friend(s)?
You

You and your best friends:
Tribe

What's the weather like:
Middle of Hell

Favorite time of day:
9:28 AM

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Operation: Mindcrime

What is life to you:
One Life

Your relationship:
Someone Else?

Your fear:
My Empty Room

What is the best advice you have to give:
The Needle Lies

Thought for the Day:
Silent Lucidity

How I would like to die:
At 30,000 ft.

My soul's present condition:
Blinded

My motto:
Gonna Get Close to You

Why are you doing this right now?:
Revolution Calling
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:57 pm


Pick your Artist or Band
Falconer

Are you a male or female:
Lord of the Blacksmiths

Describe yourself:
Heresy in Disguise

How do you feel:
Wings of Serenity

Describe where you currently live:
Mindtraveller

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
A Quest for the Crown

Your favorite form of transportation:
Royal Galley

Your best friend(s)?
Geek in the Pink

You and your best friends:
Child of the Wild

What's the weather like:
Portals of Light

Favorite time of day:
Night of Infamy

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
We Sold Our Homesteads

What is life to you:
Entering Eternity

Your relationship:
Decadence of Dignity

Your fear:
Humanity Overdose

What is the best advice you have to give:
No Tears for Strangers

Thought for the Day:
The Past Still Lives On

How I would like to die:
Under the Sword

My soul's present condition:
A Beggar Hero

My motto:
Substitutional World

Why are you doing this right now?:
The Clarion Call

Felin Greenleaf


breedney

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:41 pm


i don't feel like going on facebook to copy this. ;[
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:30 am


Pick your Artist or Band
GG Allin

Are you a male or female:
Sister Sodomy

Describe yourself:
Outlaw Scumfuc

How do you feel:
Self Absorbed

Describe where you currently live:
I'm A Gypsy ******** you could go anywhere, where would you go?
NYC Tonite

Your favorite form of transportation:
Sidewalk Walking

Your best friend(s)?
Drug Whore

You and your best friends:
Ugly Friends

What's the weather like:
Unpredictable

Favorite time of day:
Darkness & A Bottle To Hold

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
No Limits No Laws

What is life to you:
Scumfuc Tradition

Your relationship:
Dead Or Alive

Your fear:
Bored To Death

What is the best advice you have to give:
Live Fast, Die Fast

Thought for the Day:
I Wanna ******** Myself

How I would like to die:
Commit Suicide

My soul's present condition:
Dagger In My Heart

My motto:
You Hate Me & I Hate You

Why are you doing this right now?:
Sitting In This Room

Potsy

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Cuivie

PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:53 am



Pick your Artist or Band
The Locust

Are you a male or female:
Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form

Describe yourself:
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better

How do you feel:
Practiced Hatred

Describe where you currently live:
Live from the Russian Compound

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Late For a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet

Your favorite form of transportation:
Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears

Your best friend(s)?
Full Frontal Obscurity

You and your best friends:
One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation

What's the weather like:
Unwilling...Led by the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful, The

Favorite time of day:
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector

What is life to you:
We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a s**t

Your relationship:
Straight From the Horses Mouth

Your fear:
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat

What is the best advice you have to give:
High Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family

Thought for the Day:
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

How I would like to die:
Late For a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet

My soul's present condition:
Twenty-Three Lubed up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

My motto:
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

Why are you doing this right now?:
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:19 am


Pick your Artist or Band
Primus

Are you a male or female:
Nature Boy

Describe yourself:
My Name is Mud

How do you feel:
Electric Electric

Describe where you currently live:
Bob's Party Time Lounge

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Professir Nutbutters House of Treats

Your favorite form of transportation:
Hamburger Train

Your best friend(s)?
Tommy the Cat

You and your best friends:
Los Bastardos

What's the weather like:
The Air is Getting Slippery

Favorite time of day:
Eleven

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
On the Tweek Again

What is life to you:
Pudding Time

Your relationship:
The Thing That Should Not Be

Your fear:
Too Many Puppies

What is the best advice you have to give:
Shake Hands With Beef

Thought for the Day:
Sea of Cheese

How I would like to die:
Over the Falls

My soul's present condition:
Wounded Knee

My motto:
To Defy the Laws of Tradition

Why are you doing this right now?:
The Final Voyage of the Liquid Sky

Liza Liopleurodon


Akky the Terrible

PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:11 pm



Pick your Artist or Band
The Decemberists

Are you a male or female:
The Queen's Approach

Describe yourself:
I Was Meant for the Stage

How do you feel:
Shiny

Describe where you currently live:
The Kingdom of Spain

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Oceanside

Your favorite form of transportation:
On the Bus Mall

Your best friend(s)?
Odalisque

You and your best friends:
The Perfect Crime

What's the weather like:
July, July!

Favorite time of day:
Isn't it a Lovely Night?

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Sporting Life

What is life to you:
Youth and Beauty Brigade

Your relationship:
Won't Want for Love

Your fear:
When the War Came

What is the best advice you have to give:
Angel, Won't You Call Me?

Thought for the Day:
Yankee Bayonet (I Will Be Home Then)

How I would like to die:
I Don't Mind

My soul's present condition:
Hurdles Even Then

My motto:
Like a Lion

Why are you doing this right now?:
An Interlude
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