Crush My Wish

[Golden Veela]

Simple rules.
Crush the wishes of the person who posted before you and then make your own wish.

Ex:
1st prsn: I wish I could fly.
2nd prsn: Granted, but you can only fly 3 ft. above the ground.
I wish for fish.

Since I'm first, I'll start off.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.  

[Cherry Flavor Lu]

I LOVE these boards. They were fun back at Dragonica's CB time.

Wish granted, but you teleport into acid.

I wish my bestfriend was a dragon.  

[migasm]

Granted!
But he doesn't consider you HIS best friend, and decides only to hand out with other dragons. You're all alone nao D8

I wish my puppy would stop trying to eat my dress while I type! xd  

[Cherry Flavor Lu]

T.T That was mean.

Granted, but he eats everything else instead. >:3 Mwahahaha.

I wish I had a talking cow.  

[Phantasmal Killer]

Granted, but it turns out he's plotting your imminent demise.

I wish my wish was random.  

[ned314]

granted, but you spend the entire time in the ward

I wish there was no such thing as school  

[i_RuLe_CuPcAkEs]

granted but now someone made up invented school again



i wish i had a talking animals  

[Phantasmal Killer]

Granted. Consult the evil talking cow.

I wish people would stop wishing about talking animals.  

[migasm]

Granted.
But they're so anti-social they have no one to talk to. Now they are alone too D8

I wish my bamboo plant would grow taller than it is right now! XD  

[Cherry Flavor Lu]

Granted. It becomes the newest Yggdrasil and Norse Mythology begins to really exist so we all live in a war torn, full of even more death planet.

I wish my Cheez-Its were Butterfingers instead.  

[ned314]

granted, but they get so tall, they destroy the ozone layer, killing us all

I wish for pie  

[Golden Veela]

Granted, but the wish granter didn't see the "E" at the end and gave you a bunch of numbers.
3.14159...


D= I wish I wasn't sick anymore!  

[Cherry Flavor Lu]

Wish granted, but you suddenly get AIDS when you take a shower.

I wish my computer wasn't old.  

[ned314]

granted, but then the coockie monster pops out of the comp and holds you at ransom for coockies

I wish ninja's wore ipods costumes