Kanijo-the-sage
I corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
What is baby oil made from?
babies!
lol heres a list of confusingly funny questions:
What do batteries run on?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
What is the speed of dark?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big he can't lift it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they call it life insurance?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?
Why are violets blue and not violet?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Where is Old Zealand?
Which is the other side of the street?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
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