Why Did The Cat Do That?

[Bubbly Plain Jane]

It is quite simple.
1. Ask a question on why a cat did something.
2. Someone will answer you.
3. That someone will also ask a question.
4. It will continue on like that.

I will start.

Why did the cat get it's head stuck in a beer mug?  

[GoldenFraggle]

'cos kitty wanted a little Heinekin !

Why did the cat put on an orange afro wig & giant silver platforms and begin Disco dancing ??  

[KBiT]

Because kitty wanted to get its groove on

Why did the cat take to stalking the night as a crime fighter?  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because he felt it was his duty to defend justice and he wanted to wear a really cool superhero outfit !!!

Why did the cat paint his nose red ?

 

[Bubbly Plain Jane]

So he could light the way through the fog for KittyClaus!

Why did the cat smack into the window?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Because he thought he was a pidgeon. (I'm hearing all these questions and answers in a fake Jerry Springer voice...)

Why did the cat blow up?  

[Bubbly Plain Jane]

Cause it mistook the grenade for a really green mouse.

Why did the cat lick itself furless?  

[BlueNeko13]

cuz it wanted to look good at a nude beach

why did the cat tear up my homework  

[Deppfan]

Because it hates you.

Why did the cat even exist?  

[GoldenFraggle]

To give people happy kitty cuddles !!!! 4laugh

Why did the cat go Christmas caroling ?  

[jhanez]

'cause kitty wanted one of your presents heart  

[KBiT]

There is no question so I can not answer

Why did the cat give up its dream to become a world-renowned cosmologist?  

[Deppfan]

Because too many people were allergic.

Why did the cat eat my cheerios?  

[BlueNeko13]

cuz it didnt like cat food

why is the the cat so obnoxious?  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because he's hopped up on too much sugar !!!

Why did the cat go on Sesame Street ?