Here's how it works.
Put whatever you want into the vending machine. The person who posts after you says what comes out, and then puts something in themselves.
Example:
Winged Timberwolf
ClonedAssassin
Put in a rotten banana peel.
You got a retarted crab! Put in a spiky muffin.
As you can see, what you put in and what you get are completely unrelated.
and it's fun to be as random as possible.
Okay, here goes!
Put in a slightly deranged walnut.