"Sex with me is like..." (PG-13)

[Rani Ferality]

Yes, that's the name of the game.

"Sex with me is like...."

Wanna know how to play?

Good. You're in the right place. wink

First, a word (usually a noun or verb) is chosen. For this example, I will use the word "elevator".
Then, everyone uses the game phrase with the word and finishes it off. For instance, "Sex with me is like an elevator. I won't hold more than 300 pounds."

Another example (maybe a bit too sexual for some of you younger kids, hence the rating) "Sex with me is like an elevator. Everyone can go down on me."

Another example, just in case no one's gotten it yet: "Sex with me is like an elevator. You can press all the buttons. wink "
Hope everyone's got the picture.

So all in all, it's a pretty sexual game, but it's extremely funny if you dont take it too personally.

Now for the rules:
-No trolling. Leave it to the people in charge.
-No spam. It tastes nasty.
-No arguing and pissing others off. Because my closet's full and I'm running out of places to hide bodies. twisted
-If you have any questions, feel free to post them here. Just dont repeat them. If you feel your question was skipped, feel free to pm or comment it to me. Just please, no unnecessary repetition. The world revolves around no one (unless the sun was a person, then it would revolve around them...anyway!) biggrin
-Once you post a phrase and the word is used, you choose the next word.
-Use that imagination! The most creative and/or funniest ones will be getting some gold! As will the first poster every 10 pages!



FIRST WORD:

AIRPLANE  

[Herr Skit]

-hopes she does this right-

"Sex with me is like an airplane. No matter how high I take you, you're always gonna have to come back down."

I'm not sure if we're supposed to choose another word, or will it be chosen later, by the creator?

The next word is:
Rosebush

 

[Rani Ferality]

Herr Skit

-hopes she does this right-

"Sex with me is like an airplane. No matter how high I take you, you're always gonna have to come back down."

I'm not sure if we're supposed to choose another word, or will it be chosen later, by the creator?

Sorry I didn't specify, I have edited the first post. You may choose the next word.  

[Herr Skit]

Rani Kami

Herr Skit

-hopes she does this right-

"Sex with me is like an airplane. No matter how high I take you, you're always gonna have to come back down."

I'm not sure if we're supposed to choose another word, or will it be chosen later, by the creator?

Sorry I didn't specify, I have edited the first post. You may choose the next word.

It's alright! I've edited my post to include the next word. Thank you for your answer. ^^

 

[Synful Nocturne]

Sex with me is like a rosebush. You're gonna get stabbed no matter what you do.


The next word is:
Fire  

[SPAWNTANEOUS ASPLOSION]

Sex with me is like a fire. To extinguish me, get me wet.

Next word:
broomstick  

[Lady Eevee]

sex with me is like a broomstick. i work best on wood.

next word:
olive juice  

[Rani Ferality]

Sex with me is like olive juice.
It can get messy if you're not careful.

Next word: Pillow  

[Synful Nocturne]

Sex with me is like a pillow. I can go (or be) soft or hard, whichever you prefer.

Next word is:
Glass  

[Lady Eevee]

sex with me is like glass, i shine when polished

next work:
Oprah Winfrey  

[Rani Ferality]

Sex with me is like Oprah Winfrey. A lot of people like to watch.

Next word: homework  

[Lady Eevee]

sex with my is like homework. It can take all night.

next word:
japan  

[Rani Ferality]

Sex with me is like Japan. Exotic and memorable.

Next word: train