A good friend will help you when you fall down.
A best friend will laugh and trip you again.
A good friend will say "You're too good for him."
A best friend will go to him and say "It's cause you're gay, isnt it?"
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will sit next to you in the cell and say "Damn, that was fun!"
A good friend will comfort you.
A best friend will call him up and say "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend will ask you for your number.
A best friend will ask you for their number because they can't remember it.
A good friend will borrow your brush after a slepover.
A best friend will borrow your shirt, your jeans, and your toothbrush.
A good friend will double date with you if your parents disaprove.
A best friend will drop you off and say "Don't do anything I wouldn't!"
A good friend will look at this lsit and say "that's stupid and mean and gross!"
A best friend will look at the list and say "Hey they forgot..."