Quest for Gold

[El Rapido]

~The Quest for Gold

Total Value: 5,600,000 Gold


Item List:
Golden Laurels
Scar of the Warrior
Oculus Mythica
Midnight Black Fuzzy Bath Slippers
Onitaro's Vest
Benkei's Trousers Cream
Scarlet Rose
Vampire Hunter Hat

~Progress

Price: 5,100,000
Progress: questing
Price: 90,000
Progress: questing
Price: 92,000
Progress: questing
Price: 750
Progress: obtained
Price: 5,300
Progress: obtained
Price: 4,800
Progress: obtained
Price: 5000
Progress: obtained
Price: 85,000
Progress:questing

~Gift Givers

1.Name:
Gift:

2.Name:
Gift:

3.Name:
Gift:

4.Name:
Gift:

5.Name:
Gift:

~Surveys

I will put polls here. Mostly silly polls. New polls daily.

Survey #1

Q: Do pigs fly?
A: poll unfinished

Survey #2

Q: How many toes do alligators have on each back foot?
A: survey unfinished

 

[El Rapido]

OPEN biggrin  

[El Rapido]

Hello?  

[El Rapido]

wahmbulance bump wahmbulance bump wahmbulance  

[El Rapido]

At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: “Major Barry, what the devil’s wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.”
“Well sir,” says Major Barry after a moment of observation. “There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.”  

[El Rapido]

One day, all the human body parts started arguing about who was on top… The mouth said, ”I should be on top because, without me, you wouldn’t be able to eat.” Then the stomach said, ”Ya but if it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t be able to digest and transfer all the minerals and vitamins throughout the body, I should be on top.” Then the heart said, ”I should be on top because I’m the one who takes the blood from point A to point B. Without me, the body would die.” Then the brain said, ” Well, without me, you wouldn’t be able to move, eat, digest or allow circulation of blood, so I should be on top.” Now, the a*****e was beginning to get annoyed, ”You know, I should be on top because I can just shut my hole and then s**t will accumulate and block the digestive track and screw all of you up.” It was chaos, everyone was yelling and fighting. Finally, the a*****e got fed up, ”That’s it, I’m fed up, I’m shutting up my hole.”

So for a few days, the body couldn’t s**t and the brain had trouble moving, the stomach digesting, the mouth eating and the blood flow going, everyone was begging the a*****e to open up, The brain said, ”Please open up, you made your point, your on top, just open up.” The a*****e smiled, ”So everyone agrees that I’m on top?” ”YES” everyone shouted. ”OK!” so the a*****e opened up and the body could s**t again. The moral of this story is, you have to be an a*****e to be on top…  

[El Rapido]

Weird Christmas Facts:

* Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period — that’s 983 homes per second.
* Kris Kringel, a man in his 40s, lives in North Pole, Alaska, and delivers pizzas for a living. He drives a 1984 Ford Tempo.
* A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.
* 1 in 6 men would like to get rid of all the “gift-giving nonsense.”
* 1 in 3 men will wait until Christmas Eve to finish their shopping.
* 56 percent of Americans sing holiday carols to their pets.
* Christmas pudding should be stirred from east to west.
* Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers.  

[El Rapido]

Alligators like sharks move with ease through the water without making ripple, however sharks have fins to help them move, however alligators do not. Instead they use a series of muscles to move, they can shift their muscles and lungs so that they can dive and roll in the water.

When they need to dive they shift their rib muscles to change centre of buoyancy, this in turn forces their lungs to their tail so that they can dive.  

[El Rapido]

question wheres everyone at question  

[El Rapido]

yo! scream  

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ninja  

[El Rapido]

eek  

[El Rapido]

confused  

[El Rapido]

still no one  

[El Rapido]

another day another beggining biggrin bump