Angry Kitsune, you're fat!

[DZY]

cool  

[Angry Kitsune]

*gasps* You big meanie! Are you achin' for a taste of my fists? >.0

 

[DZY]

Heheheheheh! You couldn't hit me even if you tried your hardest. lol You're much too slow.  

[Angry Kitsune]

I don't need to try to hit you when I can do this! *ululates and chucks a log at you*  

[DZY]

*dodges without even batting an eyelash* You were saying?  

[MatsuTsuki]

rofl  

[Angry Kitsune]

*waits patiently until the log turns mid-air and conks you from the behind* twisted Nyah-nyah! *sticks out tongue* Pbbbbbbffffffff!!!!  

[DZY]

What the-? Ouch! You'll pay for that, you dwarf! *bares fangs*  

[Angry Kitsune]

*shrieks* Dwarf?! I'll have you know that I am at least a foot taller than any dwarf I know! *rawr*  

[DZY]

*sniggers* You mean you're taller than everyone else in your family? *snorts* You're so short all you can do is dream about being tall. I mean, you created me! I'm your taller, slimmer, masculine alter-ego who embodies total hotness! burning_eyes  

[oni-no-kori]

*stabs Kitsune*  

[Angry Kitsune]

Ouch! That's hitting below the belt! gonk And so? I wanted to see what I would look like if I were male and Asian. emo You hurt my feelings! *throws shurikens at you* Dodge this onslaught, why dontcha?! scream  

[DZY]

@Matt arrow Ho sh--! You're here, too? eek Don't worry. I'll tacklehug you in girl mode. ninja YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Do ny dirty work for me by wounding her! smile

@Kitsune arrow What? You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you? I already told you: throwing things at me won't work! *does the Neo bullet-time 360 dodge*  

[Angry Kitsune]

GAH! Well, how 'bout if I sit on you since you call me fat? OwO *rawr* stressed *charges at you*  

[DZY]

*runs around the guild, taunting you* You gotta catch me first! burning_eyes