THE CASE OF THE MISSING WALL + A VEST

[PainfullyVivid]

I walked into my mother's bathroom the other day and found her tearing down the ******** wall all hardcore. I just stood there for a second staring. Apparently, the wall that was up against our shower was completely soaked, so she decided to just take it all down, let the inside dry out so we don't develop mold, and replace the Sheetrock later. XD Our Hot Water handle is leaking for some reason, so she and my Papa are going to fix that. SO MY MOM IS A WALL WRECKING BAMF.

And this place I went to today to try to find two black baby dolls (maybe I'll grace ya'll with the story behind them when I find them. XD) scared meeee. It was like this a hoarder's biggest dream. There was stuff stack on stuff stack on stuff since the owner just buys things from auctions for cheap and shoves it in places. But I found cheap buttons.
And what happens when Pain finds cute, cheap buttons?
This.


>3 I'm very pleased.

FINALLY. I MADE A VEST.
GAZE UPON IT'S BEAUTY. This is the first real clothing item I've made. <3 Could have been better fitted, but it's not bad.

I kind of forgot about my boobs when I made the pattern. So, the top fans out more than it was meant to and it's shorter than I planned it being. XDD



Detail on the siiide


This thing is built like a ******** tank. D< I set all my seams, made sure to the stick that looks like WWWWWWW so it won't fray, and re-enforced the seams after turning the vest inside out. So, if it falls about, the vest and I will be having some words.

The inside is lined with the fabric that is folded over. <3 Thank you Mr. Thrift Store.

Used this tutorial for the vest except for the dart I added. o:  

[iceryu66]

I do enjoy smashing a wall
And I love that vest on you  

[wo_nyrmo]

Don't blame her for tearing down that wall.

Good greif... button monster!

Vest looks good even if it is shortish... and LOL at forgetting about boobs. xd  

[Ky Jelly]

so, a i going to get in trouble for staring at your boobs?

but it is nifty, that vest.  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

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The vest is gorgeous on you.

And I have the sudden urge to smash down a wall...

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[scrub]

Scrub smash! I haven't had to break anything since the brick wall in my front garden last summer.

The vest looks really good! The colour and lining pattern work really well smile
I see what you mean about the boobs though, is it too late to modify the vest?  

[Light up the Night]

The vest is adorable. I love the little flower.
Mold walls would not be good... D:  

[Renard Muldrake]

Taking down walls is a lot of fun. Smashing is good.
Tha's a pretty hard-core-awesome button pile.
I hate when I forget about my boobs, but that vests rocks, to the max. It's pretty cool beans, yo.
The pattern on the inside makes me happy.

YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO FORGIVE ME FOR STARING AT YER BEWBS THOUGH, I CAN'T HELP IT.  

[Jewlzeh]

That vest is awesome O: I love vests <3  

[PainfullyVivid]

GOSH, GUYS. AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CENSOR MY BOOBS?
xDD

@Iceryu
I kind of want to take a hammer and tear down a wall or something, but obviously I would be brutally murdered soon after.
Thanks. XD

@Honsu
I love buttons. <3 In my defense, I didn't realize how much they would amount to. XD They were in these packs where there were 5 or 6 holes that held different buttons. So, I grabbed like 15 of them to get a good variety.

My boobs can hide at will. It's not my fault. They're ninjas.

@Ky
xD I guess not. Someone has to get some enjoyment out of them. They just get in the way of me enjoying regular t-shirts.

@Dris
Thanks.
O:
Maybe my mom will start a trend.
A new generation of Hulks.

@Scrub
Thanks.
Probably not. I think it's mostly that I made the vest's collar too wide or something which would be hard to fix.

@Light
The flower (and the inside fabric) is probably my favorite part. xD
Really not good. DX My mom has asthma so it'd probably be worse for her.

@Renard
Except it's kind of nasty when the wall is wet.

Why thank you. The button pile feels good about itself now.
XDD
Your boobs too? It's a conspiracy!
Thanks. I love the inside pattern too. <3

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.

@Jewlz
Thanks.
Yes. I loooove vests as well. I have at least four vests. I have another one fromt he store that I need to sew a little so it fits me. And then this one. Vests are amazing.  

[Renard Muldrake]

YOU MUST THOUGH, I DON'T KNOW THAT I COULD LIVE WITH MY SELF OTHERWISE!
They're good boobs, in a good vest, who could ask for more.  

[wo_nyrmo]

Ninja boobs... hm,... sounds like a way to make a cheesey action porn movie or a cheesey action rated R comedy movie. xd Take your pick. Lolz.  

[Intoxikace]

Holy crap; why must you always make cute things! surprised heart  

[Szen]

I thought I replied to this. Apparently my reply is ninja too. D:
Anyway, it looks awesome. :3  

[PainfullyVivid]

@Renard
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COMMITTED SUCH A HEINOUS ACT IN THE FIRST PLACE. ;o; MY HEART NEEDS TIME TO HEAAAL.
Good boobs that are a tad smaller? 8D

@Honsu
Sounds more like a porn.

@Into
It's a curse? XD
Even though I love grungy things too, I always make cutesy things.

@Szen
o: It's there. Just no one can see it.
Thanks. x3