Penises! Dino Hats! Shirts! Oh my!

[PainfullyVivid]

I know you all clicked this for the penises, so while the p***s was chronologically last, I will tell the p***s story first. YAY.

Friday, I went to my friend's birthday party which doubled as one of those sex toy "romance" parties. It turned into more of a middle aged women party since most of the people who didn't cancel were her mom's friends. I saw one of their boobs and have now heard about their favorite sexual position. I was also the only virgin there. Thinking back, I was lucky that I wasn't virgin sacrificed to the sex toy gods on an altar constructed out of dildos. O:

To get everyone in the mood of such innocent games as passing a double sided d***o to each other between ones legs, I made cookies.

Specifically, p***s cookies. Which actually made people a little too happy. Someone put two in their mouth at once.

OBVIOUSLY ONLY CLICK IF YOU WANT TO SEE COOKIES IN THE SHAPE OF PENISES.

THEY CAME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT COOKIE CUTTING THINGS.

THEY ALSO CAME IN OATMEAL. VERY CRUMBLY, WEIRD LOOKING OATMEAL

However, best of alll things, they were Cookie Monster approved!

Now I just need to find more ways to use this p***s cookie cutter so it doesn't go to waste. o.o;

ALSO. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT LIKE EVERY VIBRATOR HAS AN FREAKING ANIMAL ON IT? The only one that didn't was this giant one called the Hercules that scared me. ;o;


This week, I alsooo made a Dino Hat and shirt.


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I'm honestly not sure if I like it. -shrugs-

And baby's first shirt. crying AWWWW.


The sleeves and collar were a b***h. @___@ But despite some areas where the stitches are messy, I'm happy with it.



One day, I'm going to come up with a topic that is interesting and compelling that is not about crafts at all.
I'll just keep lying to myself.

HAI EVERYONE. TELL ME MY COOKIES ARE BEAUTIFUL.  

[ecopper12]

Your cookies are the most elegant cookies I have ever seen. They are tactful, stylish, and very, VERY, meaningful.

I LIKE YOUR HAT.

DINOSAURS ARE AWESOME.  

[Szen]

I'll have you know I cried tears of laughter at the cookie monster picture. XDDDD  

[Ryu Redwings]

*flails*
I WANT THAT HAT.
So freaking cute!!  

[PainfullyVivid]

@Ecopper
YOU MAY TAKE ON OUT ON A DATE ON FRIDAY IF YOU WISH.

@Szen
I'm glad. XDD;
I was playing with Cookie Monster when it hit me. My mom looked at me weird when I said that I had to get a picture with Cookie Monster approving of the cookies. XD;
OBVIOUSLY COOKIE WOULD ENJOY p***s COOKIES.

@Ryu
Thanks. I feel better about it, at least, that someone other than my mother (who probably wouldn't tell me if it looked funny) likes it. XD  

[scrub]

Hahaha, I laughed out loud at the cookie monster pic xd

I really like the shirt to, it looks great on you smile  

[bbykailyn]

Hi guys want you guys talking about?  

[CemeteryPirate]

rofl I think cookie monster wants those cookies a little too much ...
Cute Hat!
And cool shirt!
Have you gone to designer school or something???  

[scrub]

bbykailyn

Hi guys want you guys talking about?

At face value it seems like a conversation about parties and crafts but actually there is a hidden subtext about reformist education policies in the great nation of Hairtopia.  

[wo_nyrmo]

I admit penises did make me click first but Family Guy is on and it is the Improv episode and right before I clicked to come here Peter: “Here's John Wayne Bobbit at the first Thanksgiving. Where's my p***s pilgrims””

lmao alter made of dildos xd heart
XD!!!!!!! Oh cookie monster you just can't stay away from cookies.

Youl could get creative and try to make a monster out of cookie shapes... cause you could like use two penises for legs and another two for arms >.> and then you just need some sorta body and a head and bam a monster made from cookies/penises. xd

LMAO! oh gowd and now adult swim has the Lowis gets the play episode so I had to hear Peter say all those p***s lines.
Peter: Well, Lois, I tried to express my creativity like you said. First I took an art class.
(Peter in art class; nude man is posing)
Peter: Am I supposed to draw the p***s?
Peter: Then I tried sculpting.
(Peter in sculpting class; again, nude man is posing)
Peter: Am I supposed to sculpt the p***s?
Peter: Then I tried music.
(Peter in music class; everything is normal)
Peter: Am I supposed to conduct with my p***s?  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

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Bahahahahahahahahahaha xD




I love the hat and shirt. :] You're good at what you do.

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[Fuji_hobo_jacket]

Always knew Cookie Monster liked p***s. xD That picture was TERRIFIC! I had to show it to my mom and she giggled madly.

Also, I'm always impressed by the amazing craft things you do, Pain. And the hat and shirt are no exceptions!  

[de.Lici.ous]

You are amazing, I'm jealous of your crafty skills.  

[Intoxikace]

Dino hat is amazing!~
Same with the shirt! n___n

I love those p***s cookies. XD

So want to play that pass the d***o game. rofl  

[AquilaLiberum]

Pain has some mad penor making skillz xd

And the hat and shirt are both gorgeous, you're very talented 3nodding