Hi I am drunk

[scrub]

This is my "Hi I am drunk" thread.

It was buy one get two free night!
Also, who's idea was popcorn night? How the ******** does spraying popcorn over the crowd for an hour add to the experience...

Yeah. So I have sobered up since then a bit although I still have crazy drunk eyes.

I also had some kinda awkward sex... >_>
Hooked up with a very petite Japanese girl who is friends with my mates (potential) girlfriend... the words "It's too big" how ever ego boosting to hear is not good when it ******** up everything, especially seeing as I was like "Too tight! Don't move!" >_>

Yeah... I won't go into detail but it sucked. Hey, at least the foreplay was fun... >_>  

[ecopper12]

xD That was a bit of TIM, but it sounds like it sucked.

Hope the drinks were at least good.  

[wo_nyrmo]

...yes I'd definatly say that would be awkward,... and I guess no happy ending for you. rofl
in her defefense asain guys are stereotyped to be really small though isn't that suppost to be part of the appeal of why asain females wanna hook up with someone out of their culture? XD


Anywho, buy 1 get two free? Man they was either well stocked or something to have some sorta deal like that. As for popcorn night um.. maybe they assume to many people would get plastered and needed something to soak up all that booze thus the spray of popcorn? XD  

[scrub]

He knows. It's not like he was after her, I wouldn't do that to a friend.

Takes me quiet a bit to get drunk, took a couple of cheap triple Morgan & Coke's to get nicely tipsy xd  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

~*~

Poor scrubeh.

But, like you said, the foreplay was good. :]

~*~

 

[Renard Muldrake]

Ah, Scrub man, that do suck.
Though, my habit of falling for ho-bags has nearly made it a non-issue.
But, hey good foreplay's a rare thing.
Even if it was too information much for Coppy.  

[angelfromdown-under]

Renard Muldrake

Ah, Scrub man, that do suck.
Though, my habit of falling for ho-bags has nearly made it a non-issue.
But, hey good foreplay's a rare thing.
Even if it was too information much for Coppy.

Hey hes only 14 cut his some slack xDD


Scrub...ouch dude that blows...or not xP
/shot  

[AquilaLiberum]

DAMN YOU SUITANS AND ALL YOUR SEX.
GIMME SOME.
D<

~Nya-ha!~
blaugh

 

[Rose Mitsubushi]

You gotta get yourself some curvy white girl.
It's the ones with curves that are built for sex.
wink

 

[scrub]

Haha, sorry Copper! >_>

I like me some curves!  

[Bored4Life57]

Aquila15

DAMN YOU SUITANS AND ALL YOUR SEX.
GIMME SOME.
D<

~Nya-ha!~
blaugh

That. ^  

[Asadachi]

That's just sad.....  

[Szen]

wo_nyrmo

...yes I'd definatly say that would be awkward,... and I guess no happy ending for you. rofl
in her defefense asain guys are stereotyped to be really small though isn't that suppost to be part of the appeal of why asain females wanna hook up with someone out of their culture? XD

@INVISI-TEXT: I've only ever seen one nude Japanese guy and OMG... it was probably about the right size to read your text. o_o;;;
I can't speak for the rest of them though. XD