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 Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:01 am
I was considering putting this in Life Issues, but I figured this was more of a game issue. I love DAH1, and really want DAH2. Problem is, my bro and sis love it as well. Mainly because of the destruction. My sis is 10, bro is 7. And after watching the first level of the game, I'm afraid I'll probably get in trouble just for watching the intro with them. sweatdrop DAH1 is okay for my bro and sis to play cause I enabled an unlimited PK cheat so they don't have to scan minds and come upon the sex jokes and such. But...You can't avoid much of the dirty jokes in DAH2 as I've been told. (Lord of the Sacred Crotch and all. Plus Japan. My friend told me about the Japan level...) I've been thinking that I could probably get the game anyways, play it when bro and sis aren't around and when I'm done playing throw it in my room. (My room is a mess to most people, but I know where everything is. Disorganized while being organized. xd ) Thing is I don't want to have to tell my parents just how dirty it is and such and how that's why bro and sis can't play. Gwah! What do I do? I want the game but if my siblings play I'll get in trouble. sad
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:25 am
BWAHAHAHAA!!! I LOVE THAT GAME! I like using the super a**l probe to kill people (Extra points that way) You can get mega DNA points by super probing the Majestic agents. cool
The best thing I can recommend is asking your parents. Just tell them it has mature humor, show them the game (like reading the farmers' minds) or probing people, and let them decide from there. If they feel your brother and sister are mature enough, they will let them play and if not you won't have to worry about them.
Really the game isn't that bad, it's barely on an Adult Swim level and most likely your siblings will be too caught up in the explosions to care about the details.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:30 pm
xena91388 BWAHAHAHAA!!! I LOVE THAT GAME! I like using the super a**l probe to kill people (Extra points that way) You can get mega DNA points by super probing the Majestic agents. cool The best thing I can recommend is asking your parents. Just tell them it has mature humor, show them the game (like reading the farmers' minds) or probing people, and let them decide from there. If they feel your brother and sister are mature enough, they will let them play and if not you won't have to worry about them. Really the game isn't that bad, it's barely on an Adult Swim level and most likely your siblings will be too caught up in the explosions to care about the details. Ooh...I'll have to remember that tip for later.... smile Alright. And the farmers aren't the problem. The guys in Santa Modesta are, what with the 'seven minute itch' thought coming up every 5-10 scans and the scientists wanting to get lucky. sweatdrop And my bro and sis aren't on a mature level. Not in my opinion anyway. FLASHBACK TO SCIENTISTS: Sis: *Scans a scientist. He says something about getting lucky.* That sounds wrong XD Me: Erm, he's talking about the cows! Yep, that's what he's talking about... Sis: OOOOHHHHHHHH..... They don't understand it fully, but I'm afraid they'll learn. D: Oh, my bro will be caught up in destruction. Not too sure bout sis, but my bro always skips cutscenes just to get to the explosions. Sis doesn't play it as often, but she listens to it when she does. I will talk to my parents about it though...After I force my mom to watch me play through DAH1. *I use the invincibility cheats cause I like killing Majestic without having to holobob and run away to wait for shield to recharge every 2 kills. -_- Plus it makes playthroughs WAY faster. I love playing it over and over. heart * Thinking I'll probably show her intro/first cutscene of DAH2 before I ask for the verdict...
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:58 pm
Lol, don't worry about your sis, she'll be fine but in the end the decision is your mom's Tips for super probing: Make sure the weapon meter is all the way charged before firing (other wise they won't die). Civilians and police will die on the first hit, the military take two, and the Majestic agents take three full probes to die, those horny bastards rofl On the DNA collecting missions, I like to use the invincibility and ammo cheats, attract a $#*% load of attention, perch on a high point where they can't reach me, and sniper probe the agents! pirate (I also like to ninja sneak around and sniper probe the unsuspecting civs) ninja Ultra Kitty Girl xena91388 BWAHAHAHAA!!! I LOVE THAT GAME! I like using the super a**l probe to kill people (Extra points that way) You can get mega DNA points by super probing the Majestic agents. cool The best thing I can recommend is asking your parents. Just tell them it has mature humor, show them the game (like reading the farmers' minds) or probing people, and let them decide from there. If they feel your brother and sister are mature enough, they will let them play and if not you won't have to worry about them. Really the game isn't that bad, it's barely on an Adult Swim level and most likely your siblings will be too caught up in the explosions to care about the details. Ooh...I'll have to remember that tip for later.... smile Alright. And the farmers aren't the problem. The guys in Santa Modesta are, what with the 'seven minute itch' thought coming up every 5-10 scans and the scientists wanting to get lucky. sweatdrop And my bro and sis aren't on a mature level. Not in my opinion anyway. FLASHBACK TO SCIENTISTS: Sis: *Scans a scientist. He says something about getting lucky.* That sounds wrong XD Me: Erm, he's talking about the cows! Yep, that's what he's talking about... Sis: OOOOHHHHHHHH..... They don't understand it fully, but I'm afraid they'll learn. D: Oh, my bro will be caught up in destruction. Not too sure bout sis, but my bro always skips cutscenes just to get to the explosions. Sis doesn't play it as often, but she listens to it when she does. I will talk to my parents about it though...After I force my mom to watch me play through DAH1. *I use the invincibility cheats cause I like killing Majestic without having to holobob and run away to wait for shield to recharge every 2 kills. -_- Plus it makes playthroughs WAY faster. I love playing it over and over. heart * Thinking I'll probably show her intro/first cutscene of DAH2 before I ask for the verdict...
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:13 pm
xena91388 Lol, don't worry about your sis, she'll be fine but in the end the decision is your mom's Tips for super probing: Make sure the weapon meter is all the way charged before firing (other wise they won't die). Civilians and police will die on the first hit, the military take two, and the Majestic agents take three full probes to die, those horny bastards rofl On the DNA collecting missions, I like to use the invincibility and ammo cheats, attract a $#*% load of attention, perch on a high point where they can't reach me, and sniper probe the agents! pirate (I also like to ninja sneak around and sniper probe the unsuspecting civs) ninja Ultra Kitty Girl xena91388 BWAHAHAHAA!!! I LOVE THAT GAME! I like using the super a**l probe to kill people (Extra points that way) You can get mega DNA points by super probing the Majestic agents. cool The best thing I can recommend is asking your parents. Just tell them it has mature humor, show them the game (like reading the farmers' minds) or probing people, and let them decide from there. If they feel your brother and sister are mature enough, they will let them play and if not you won't have to worry about them. Really the game isn't that bad, it's barely on an Adult Swim level and most likely your siblings will be too caught up in the explosions to care about the details. Ooh...I'll have to remember that tip for later.... smile Alright. And the farmers aren't the problem. The guys in Santa Modesta are, what with the 'seven minute itch' thought coming up every 5-10 scans and the scientists wanting to get lucky. sweatdrop And my bro and sis aren't on a mature level. Not in my opinion anyway. FLASHBACK TO SCIENTISTS: Sis: *Scans a scientist. He says something about getting lucky.* That sounds wrong XD Me: Erm, he's talking about the cows! Yep, that's what he's talking about... Sis: OOOOHHHHHHHH..... They don't understand it fully, but I'm afraid they'll learn. D: Oh, my bro will be caught up in destruction. Not too sure bout sis, but my bro always skips cutscenes just to get to the explosions. Sis doesn't play it as often, but she listens to it when she does. I will talk to my parents about it though...After I force my mom to watch me play through DAH1. *I use the invincibility cheats cause I like killing Majestic without having to holobob and run away to wait for shield to recharge every 2 kills. -_- Plus it makes playthroughs WAY faster. I love playing it over and over. heart * Thinking I'll probably show her intro/first cutscene of DAH2 before I ask for the verdict... Kay. smile Ahhhh...Yeah, I don't like using the a**l probe much, not my style. But it is fun to do it to random people y'know? Hilarious to watch them run and scream... Heh, same here with the cheats, I just go around blowing up cars until I get Majestic to come then I just sit there and extract them while they're shooting at me. The tanks that keep coming also help with it, being able to stun them and all. It gets a little confusing with about 6-15 Majestic agents firing at you at same time. Did you notice how the ones with green rifles have a higher DNA most of the time?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:23 pm
Lol, I never noticed. The Probe is my main weapon xd not because of what it is though! I like to use the probe because the victims say the funniest things when you do it! rofl If you get the civs, they usually just scream, the crazies seem to enjoy it, but the Army and Majestic guys say the funniest lines ever! It's gets just about as much DNA as extracting from live victims. What it your fav ship weapon? I like using the sonic cannon, it just feels so powerful with the way it makes my controller vibrate. pirate I also like to use the tractor beam to pick up cars and tanks and smash them into buildings! Sometimes I also pick up and smash agents xd Ultra Kitty Girl xena91388 Lol, don't worry about your sis, she'll be fine but in the end the decision is your mom's Tips for super probing: Make sure the weapon meter is all the way charged before firing (other wise they won't die). Civilians and police will die on the first hit, the military take two, and the Majestic agents take three full probes to die, those horny bastards rofl On the DNA collecting missions, I like to use the invincibility and ammo cheats, attract a $#*% load of attention, perch on a high point where they can't reach me, and sniper probe the agents! pirate (I also like to ninja sneak around and sniper probe the unsuspecting civs) ninja Ultra Kitty Girl xena91388 BWAHAHAHAA!!! I LOVE THAT GAME! I like using the super a**l probe to kill people (Extra points that way) You can get mega DNA points by super probing the Majestic agents. cool The best thing I can recommend is asking your parents. Just tell them it has mature humor, show them the game (like reading the farmers' minds) or probing people, and let them decide from there. If they feel your brother and sister are mature enough, they will let them play and if not you won't have to worry about them. Really the game isn't that bad, it's barely on an Adult Swim level and most likely your siblings will be too caught up in the explosions to care about the details. Ooh...I'll have to remember that tip for later.... smile Alright. And the farmers aren't the problem. The guys in Santa Modesta are, what with the 'seven minute itch' thought coming up every 5-10 scans and the scientists wanting to get lucky. sweatdrop And my bro and sis aren't on a mature level. Not in my opinion anyway. FLASHBACK TO SCIENTISTS: Sis: *Scans a scientist. He says something about getting lucky.* That sounds wrong XD Me: Erm, he's talking about the cows! Yep, that's what he's talking about... Sis: OOOOHHHHHHHH..... They don't understand it fully, but I'm afraid they'll learn. D: Oh, my bro will be caught up in destruction. Not too sure bout sis, but my bro always skips cutscenes just to get to the explosions. Sis doesn't play it as often, but she listens to it when she does. I will talk to my parents about it though...After I force my mom to watch me play through DAH1. *I use the invincibility cheats cause I like killing Majestic without having to holobob and run away to wait for shield to recharge every 2 kills. -_- Plus it makes playthroughs WAY faster. I love playing it over and over. heart * Thinking I'll probably show her intro/first cutscene of DAH2 before I ask for the verdict... Kay. smile Ahhhh...Yeah, I don't like using the a**l probe much, not my style. But it is fun to do it to random people y'know? Hilarious to watch them run and scream... Heh, same here with the cheats, I just go around blowing up cars until I get Majestic to come then I just sit there and extract them while they're shooting at me. The tanks that keep coming also help with it, being able to stun them and all. It gets a little confusing with about 6-15 Majestic agents firing at you at same time. Did you notice how the ones with green rifles have a higher DNA most of the time?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:31 pm
xena91388 Lol, I never noticed. The Probe is my main weapon xd not because of what it is though! I like to use the probe because the victims say the funniest things when you do it! rofl If you get the civs, they usually just scream, the crazies seem to enjoy it, but the Army and Majestic guys say the funniest lines ever! It's gets just about as much DNA as extracting from live victims. What it your fav ship weapon? I like using the sonic cannon, it just feels so powerful with the way it makes my controller vibrate. pirate I also like to use the tractor beam to pick up cars and tanks and smash them into buildings! Sometimes I also pick up and smash agents xd Ultra Kitty Girl xena91388 Lol, don't worry about your sis, she'll be fine but in the end the decision is your mom's Tips for super probing: Make sure the weapon meter is all the way charged before firing (other wise they won't die). Civilians and police will die on the first hit, the military take two, and the Majestic agents take three full probes to die, those horny bastards rofl On the DNA collecting missions, I like to use the invincibility and ammo cheats, attract a $#*% load of attention, perch on a high point where they can't reach me, and sniper probe the agents! pirate (I also like to ninja sneak around and sniper probe the unsuspecting civs) ninja Ultra Kitty Girl xena91388 BWAHAHAHAA!!! I LOVE THAT GAME! I like using the super a**l probe to kill people (Extra points that way) You can get mega DNA points by super probing the Majestic agents. cool The best thing I can recommend is asking your parents. Just tell them it has mature humor, show them the game (like reading the farmers' minds) or probing people, and let them decide from there. If they feel your brother and sister are mature enough, they will let them play and if not you won't have to worry about them. Really the game isn't that bad, it's barely on an Adult Swim level and most likely your siblings will be too caught up in the explosions to care about the details. Ooh...I'll have to remember that tip for later.... smile Alright. And the farmers aren't the problem. The guys in Santa Modesta are, what with the 'seven minute itch' thought coming up every 5-10 scans and the scientists wanting to get lucky. sweatdrop And my bro and sis aren't on a mature level. Not in my opinion anyway. FLASHBACK TO SCIENTISTS: Sis: *Scans a scientist. He says something about getting lucky.* That sounds wrong XD Me: Erm, he's talking about the cows! Yep, that's what he's talking about... Sis: OOOOHHHHHHHH..... They don't understand it fully, but I'm afraid they'll learn. D: Oh, my bro will be caught up in destruction. Not too sure bout sis, but my bro always skips cutscenes just to get to the explosions. Sis doesn't play it as often, but she listens to it when she does. I will talk to my parents about it though...After I force my mom to watch me play through DAH1. *I use the invincibility cheats cause I like killing Majestic without having to holobob and run away to wait for shield to recharge every 2 kills. -_- Plus it makes playthroughs WAY faster. I love playing it over and over. heart * Thinking I'll probably show her intro/first cutscene of DAH2 before I ask for the verdict... Kay. smile Ahhhh...Yeah, I don't like using the a**l probe much, not my style. But it is fun to do it to random people y'know? Hilarious to watch them run and scream... Heh, same here with the cheats, I just go around blowing up cars until I get Majestic to come then I just sit there and extract them while they're shooting at me. The tanks that keep coming also help with it, being able to stun them and all. It gets a little confusing with about 6-15 Majestic agents firing at you at same time. Did you notice how the ones with green rifles have a higher DNA most of the time? OMG! I just got off to play it for a bit, extracted from a live green rifle Majestic, and got 300 DNA. Even though I've already completed the game and it doubles the DNA worth, it's still got me saying 'HOLY s**t!!' I like it when they're on fire XD Civs scream, Crazies run around like 'OMIGAWD!!', army and police scream and say some stuff, and majestic only worries about their suits XDDD Quantum Deconstructor whee I love putting on unlimited ammo and using that thing!! SO FUN!!! And when I wanna randomly fling stuff I use the Abuducto Beam. I use PK to grab cars and smash them down or into whatever I want. It's funny to slam it on EVERYONE! XD
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:59 pm
This conversation is making me want to dust mine off and play it! rofl My PS2 has been a little neglected since I kidnapped my brother-in-law's PSP and bought Crisis Core. whee Excuse me whilst I go a-probin' pirate Ultra Kitty Girl OMG! I just got off to play it for a bit, extracted from a live green rifle Majestic, and got 300 DNA. Even though I've already completed the game and it doubles the DNA worth, it's still got me saying 'HOLY s**t!!' I like it when they're on fire XD Civs scream, Crazies run around like 'OMIGAWD!!', army and police scream and say some stuff, and majestic only worries about their suits XDDD Quantum Deconstructor whee I love putting on unlimited ammo and using that thing!! SO FUN!!! And when I wanna randomly fling stuff I use the Abuducto Beam. I use PK to grab cars and smash them down or into whatever I want. It's funny to slam it on EVERYONE! XD
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:11 pm
xena91388 This conversation is making me want to dust mine off and play it! rofl My PS2 has been a little neglected since I kidnapped my brother-in-law's PSP and bought Crisis Core. whee Excuse me whilst I go a-probin' pirate Ultra Kitty Girl OMG! I just got off to play it for a bit, extracted from a live green rifle Majestic, and got 300 DNA. Even though I've already completed the game and it doubles the DNA worth, it's still got me saying 'HOLY s**t!!' I like it when they're on fire XD Civs scream, Crazies run around like 'OMIGAWD!!', army and police scream and say some stuff, and majestic only worries about their suits XDDD Quantum Deconstructor whee I love putting on unlimited ammo and using that thing!! SO FUN!!! And when I wanna randomly fling stuff I use the Abuducto Beam. I use PK to grab cars and smash them down or into whatever I want. It's funny to slam it on EVERYONE! XD In that case you'll probably want to go and blow all the dust out of the CD slot....or popup thingy, depending on which model you have. I have the newer one. And you are excused. biggrin I just hope I'll be able to get DAH2, with my b-day coming up my mom will be a little nicer to me *She's letting me do something special instead of just cake and ice cream seeing I'm gonna be 15. I wanted to have a gaming tourney and a real party but our house is too cramped for about 10-15 people XD* so I'm praying she'll let me get it. I've already made plans to either have her play it or have her watch me as I go through the whole thing. I've told her about some of the stuff people will say -er, think- when you scan them, she laughed, so chances are about 50% she'll stick around for the whole thing....assuming the dorks (siblings) don't make her leave.
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