The Game of Useless Powers

[Triforce Me Hard]

This is a simple game. You just have grant the person above you a useless power. Here's an example:

Person1: I grant the person above me the ability to hover 1 millimeter off the ground.
Person2: I grant Person1 the power to see everything in black and white
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I grant the non-existant person above me the ability to remain non-existant >_>

 

[chelxc93]

I grant the person above me to shoot AID's ridden syringes out of their fingertips.  

[Rona055]

I grant the person above me the power to hula-hoop in zero degree weather.  

[demonic fyre]

i grant the person above me the ability to teleport 1 nanometer away from where they are now.  

[AliceInTrappingLand]

I grant the person above me the power of invisibility restricted to fingers and toes. 3nodding  

[Pixilated Nature]

I grant the person above me the ability to read graffiti in any language.  

[alphagirl101]

I grant the person above me to be able to see 1 inch around them underwater c:  

[Talon StarDrifter]

I grant alphagirl101 the power to hold her breath in lava indefinitely.
 

[PandaOrWhatever]

I grant the person above me the power to throw up pies......that are edible ...yeah....  

[demonic fyre]

i grant the person above me the ability to breath in liquid nitrogen.  

[alphagirl101]

i grant the person above me with the ability to view the world in a pink tint : ' DDDD  

[Account V1O]

i grant the person above me the ability to punch themselves in the face  

[BleedingInkXIII]

I grant the person above me the power to see 2 seconds into the future.  

[The Phantom of GO]

I grant the person above me the power to write write random words on any writable surface, not knowing what they will write at all~  

[Triforce Me Hard]

I grant the person above me to turn beta fish into pebbles.