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Mort999 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-20)
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 4:12 pm
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I felt like RPing with someone on 321Chat (don't ask why - even I don't know - can't remember the last time I seriously cyber'd) and it went brilliantly - lots of fun, came buckets etc etc.
But it just came out hilariously at the end. She said, "What happened?" and I responded with, 'I light a cigar, take a sip of whisky and say, "I happened, b***h"' - oh ******** yeah. Oh, and she got post-orgasm amnesia. blaugh How could it get more awesome?
It got more awesome when I decided that I wanted fizzy j**z. Oh ******** yeah, you heard it here first - fizzy j**z. There should be a name for this s**t - FizzyJizzy™. Her p***y wouldnt stop tingling, and I couldnt resist.
But was this the end of the awesome? No. Then the fire alarms went off from the food, yet luckily the food remained unburnt - we had a ******** awesome meal, and I managed to sneak "Om, nom nom" into the cyber without it being in the context of eating p***y.
Sorry I couldnt get the log, damn java apps, but yeah, this was EPIC.
Also, dice roll for critical hit on orgasm.
EDIT - Gah, ******** dice. I still feel like a boss, though.
Besides, I have a +16 in skill, "********".
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:42 pm
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 7:26 pm
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:32 pm
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 1:32 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:55 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:19 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:57 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 8:05 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:19 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 11:10 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 11:33 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 11:44 am
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 11:47 am
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 12:41 am
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