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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:33 pm
★ LSG Match Maker ★ Bonjour mon petit choux~~ I know it's a day away from Valentine's, but in my book, it's never too early or late to find your soul mate via a survey on the internet! My extensive medical, spiritual, and sexual training will help me to match you with your perfect pookie from the Literate Spam Guild. Don't buy those engagement rings just yet, sit back, relax, and enjoy the LSG Match Maker Event, hosted by the only 18 year old Love Guru in the universe, Dr. Lux Schittler.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:39 pm
Rules and Regulations ❤ You send Just Watch The Fireworks a trade for 250g. (All profit will go to Turrwurrgurr after LSG Awards is over, to avoid confusion.) ❤ Fill out the survey located below and send it in a PM to me, breedney, with the title: FENGA PAPIT. ❤ After much consideration and calculation, your three best matches will be posted in this thread. ❤ I'll need a minimum of 15 contestants. The more the merrier, folks, this survey doesn't take long to fill out and it's all in good fun. ❤ I will no longer accept entries after Wednesday the 22nd at 9 pm EST. That's in 9 days and is more than enough time for you to get your entries in.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:41 pm
The Questionnaire❤ Please only pick one answer for each multiple choice question sans the gender questions. When sending the form, choose one answer and delete the rest. Do not bold your answers or underline or italicize because I will slay you. c: ❤ For any questions where I have listed other, please make sure to specify your answer. ❤ Also, please remember that I am not accepting any more surveys after 9 pm EST on Wednesday the 22nd!
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[b]Yourself:[/b]
What is your gender? Female Male Gender neutral
How tall are you? 4'5" to 5'1" 5'2" to 5'6" 5'7" to 6' 6'1" plus!
Eye color?: Brown Blue Black Green Grey Hazel
Hair color?: Brown Black Blonde Ginger Dyed an unnatural color
Hair type?: Curly Straight Wavy
Hair Length?: Short Shoulder length Past shoulders
Which music do you prefer?: Rap Country Folk Rock Alternative Classical Indie Ska Opera Techno R & B Pop Hip Hop Metal Other: ____
Which would you rather do on a Saturday night?: Go out to clubs Drink and smoke Stay in with a good movie or book Video games Go out to a café with friends Spend time with the family
Do you tolerate drinking?: Drinking is fantastic, I’ll drink all day every day if I want. Drinking is all right, but sometimes inappropriate. Drinking is never okay.
Cats or Dogs:? Cats Dogs Neither Both
On a date would you rather: Go out to a restaurant Take a romantic walk Stay at home and watch a movie Do something with a group of friends
Are you: (you may pick two) Friendly Quiet Sensitive Rude Outgoing
Could you handle a long distance relationship?: Yes Maybe No
Are you smart?: I have superior intelligence I have above average intelligence I have average intelligence I have below average intelligence
Are you unpredictable?: Yes No
Is money important to you?: No Yes Sometimes
How often do you want sex?: Everyday, OOH baby baby A few times a week would be okay Once or twice a month, maybe a little more I don’t want or need sex in my relationship
Are you: Afraid of everything Afraid of a few things Not afraid of anything
From 1 being not ambitious to 10 being ambitious, how ambitious are you? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
What’s your political belief?: Libertarian Democratic Republican Conservative Independent Other: ____
Is religion important to you?: Very important Slightly important Not important
What is your religious belief?: ______
What is your favorite food?: Chinese Italian French Spanish Japanese American Fast food Other: ____
Are you a vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian/etc? _____
How active are you from 1 being lazy to 10 being super active? [i.e. working out, sports, etc] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
[b]Your SO:[/b]
I'm looking for a: Male Female
What height would you like your SO to be?: Short Same height Taller The Empire State Building
What kind of personality are you looking for in a SO?: (You may pick two) Friendly Quiet Sensitive Rude Outgoing
Do you prefer an eye color?: Blue Green Grey Brown Hazel No preference
Do you prefer a hair color?: Brown Black Blonde Ginger Unnaturally dyed No preference
Do you like the opposite sex with: Straight hair Curly hair Wavy hair No preference
Do you prefer the opposite sex with: Short hair Shoulder length hair Long hair No preference
Do you prefer your other to have: The same type of music style Different music style No preference
How do you feel about your other drinking?: Drinking is fantastic Drinking is all right Drinking is never okay and I would not tolerate it in a relationship
Do you want your other to be a: Cat lover Dog lover Lover of all animals A lover of no animals
Which, out of these choices, would be the most appealing job for your SO to have?: CEO A comedian A social worker A professional daredevil A librarian A cashier
You want your other: To live a few minutes away In a drivable distance No preference
Would you prefer: A certified genius Someone smarter than you Someone the same as you Someone less intelligent than you
How would you feel if your significant other decided that you were going on a trip, leaving you ten minutes to pack?: How romantic! I need time to pack; this would have been better news the day before, but I am excited nonetheless. I can’t go and won’t go, I have things to do and giving me ten minutes notice was a horrible idea.
Which would you prefer: A homemade gift A cheap gift, that has a reference to an inside joke An expensive, elaborate gift
Do you want your other to: Want sex everyday Want sex a few times a week Want sex once or twice a month Never ask for it
Do you prefer your opposite sex: Being able to protect you Both being level with each other Needing you to protect them
Is ambition important to you? Yes Sometimes No
Do you want your significant other to have: The same political background Different – I like a good debate No preference
Do you want religion to: Greatly impact your SO’s life Somehow impact your SO’s life Do not impact your SO’s life No preference
Do you want your SO to: Have the same religious beliefs as you Different religious beliefs No preference
If your date could take you to any restaurant, which would you prefer? A Chinese restaurant A pizzeria A ballpark food stand An exquisite French restaurant A Mexican grill McDonalds
Do you want your significant other to have the same eating choices as you? Yes No It doesn’t matter
Is activeness important to you? Yes No Sometimes
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:43 pm
The Participants
Lord-of-the-flies x Tenacious Travis x Moosenstein x B-ran the Cat About Town x Felin Greenleaf x Low Fat Q-Tips x Cuivie x Roger Ravage x Pixlepoison x Xahmen x a moon full of stars x Ythan II x
breedney Excited Marshmellow x Liquid Sunshine_XO x Hiei Cake x Vitamin Crack x Xiporah x paper giraffes x Keito-san x Narcoleptic Tree Nut x Pudding Raven x Morde x Alexaandra x Fig Ivy x Neuneu x captain buttcheeks x a moon full of stars x LeRaven x Undecidability x
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:47 pm
The Matches
breedney x meeaboo alyssa x emmy brittney x brian (5ever) roger x rosie o'donnell
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:48 pm
The Best Friend Matches
if I have the time and energy, I will also calculate who you'd best be suited with as a best friend!
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:49 pm
you faggots can post now list of people who will be getting matched with lubas:marshee xiporah
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:52 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:54 pm
i ******** love you jamie
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:59 pm
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