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breedney

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:33 pm


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Bonjour mon petit choux~~
I know it's a day away from Valentine's, but in my book,
it's never too early or late to find your soul mate via a survey on the internet!
My extensive medical, spiritual, and sexual training
will help me to match you with your perfect pookie from the Literate Spam Guild.
Don't buy those engagement rings just yet, sit back, relax,
and enjoy the LSG Match Maker Event, hosted by the only 18 year old Love Guru in the universe,
Dr. Lux Schittler.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:39 pm


Rules and Regulations


❤ You send Just Watch The Fireworks a trade for 250g. (All profit will go to Turrwurrgurr after LSG Awards is over, to avoid confusion.)
❤ Fill out the survey located below and send it in a PM to me, breedney, with the title: FENGA PAPIT.
❤ After much consideration and calculation, your three best matches will be posted in this thread.
❤ I'll need a minimum of 15 contestants. The more the merrier, folks, this survey doesn't take long to fill out and it's all in good fun.
❤ I will no longer accept entries after Wednesday the 22nd at 9 pm EST. That's in 9 days and is more than enough time for you to get your entries in.

breedney

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breedney

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:41 pm


The Questionnaire

❤ Please only pick one answer for each multiple choice question sans the gender questions. When sending the form, choose one answer and delete the rest. Do not bold your answers or underline or italicize because I will slay you. c:
❤ For any questions where I have listed other, please make sure to specify your answer.
❤ Also, please remember that I am not accepting any more surveys after 9 pm EST on Wednesday the 22nd!

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[b]Yourself:[/b]

What is your gender?
Female
Male
Gender neutral

How tall are you?
4'5" to 5'1"
5'2" to 5'6"
5'7" to 6'
6'1" plus!

Eye color?:
Brown
Blue
Black
Green
Grey
Hazel

Hair color?:
Brown
Black
Blonde
Ginger
Dyed an unnatural color

Hair type?:
Curly
Straight
Wavy

Hair Length?:
Short
Shoulder length
Past shoulders

Which music do you prefer?:
Rap
Country
Folk
Rock
Alternative
Classical
Indie
Ska
Opera
Techno
R & B
Pop
Hip Hop
Metal
Other: ____


Which would you rather do on a Saturday night?:
Go out to clubs
Drink and smoke
Stay in with a good movie or book
Video games
Go out to a café with friends
Spend time with the family

Do you tolerate drinking?:
Drinking is fantastic, I’ll drink all day every day if I want.
Drinking is all right, but sometimes inappropriate.
Drinking is never okay.

Cats or Dogs:?
Cats
Dogs
Neither
Both

On a date would you rather:
Go out to a restaurant
Take a romantic walk
Stay at home and watch a movie
Do something with a group of friends

Are you: (you may pick two)
Friendly
Quiet
Sensitive
Rude
Outgoing

Could you handle a long distance relationship?:
Yes
Maybe
No

Are you smart?:
I have superior intelligence
I have above average intelligence
I have average intelligence
I have below average intelligence

Are you unpredictable?:
Yes
No

Is money important to you?:
No
Yes
Sometimes

How often do you want sex?:
Everyday, OOH baby baby
A few times a week would be okay
Once or twice a month, maybe a little more
I don’t want or need sex in my relationship

Are you:
Afraid of everything
Afraid of a few things
Not afraid of anything

From 1 being not ambitious to 10 being ambitious, how ambitious are you?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

What’s your political belief?:
Libertarian
Democratic
Republican
Conservative
Independent
Other: ____

Is religion important to you?:
Very important
Slightly important
Not important

What is your religious belief?:
______

What is your favorite food?:
Chinese
Italian
French
Spanish
Japanese
American
Fast food
Other: ____

Are you a vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian/etc?
_____

How active are you from 1 being lazy to 10 being super active? [i.e. working out, sports, etc]
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[b]Your SO:[/b]

I'm looking for a:
Male
Female

What height would you like your SO to be?:
Short
Same height
Taller
The Empire State Building

What kind of personality are you looking for in a SO?: (You may pick two)
Friendly
Quiet
Sensitive
Rude
Outgoing

Do you prefer an eye color?:
Blue
Green
Grey
Brown
Hazel
No preference

Do you prefer a hair color?:
Brown
Black
Blonde
Ginger
Unnaturally dyed
No preference

Do you like the opposite sex with:
Straight hair
Curly hair
Wavy hair
No preference

Do you prefer the opposite sex with:
Short hair
Shoulder length hair
Long hair
No preference

Do you prefer your other to have:
The same type of music style
Different music style
No preference

How do you feel about your other drinking?:
Drinking is fantastic
Drinking is all right
Drinking is never okay and I would not tolerate it in a relationship

Do you want your other to be a:
Cat lover
Dog lover
Lover of all animals
A lover of no animals


Which, out of these choices, would be the most appealing job for your SO to have?:
CEO
A comedian
A social worker
A professional daredevil
A librarian
A cashier

You want your other:
To live a few minutes away
In a drivable distance
No preference

Would you prefer:
A certified genius
Someone smarter than you
Someone the same as you
Someone less intelligent than you

How would you feel if your significant other decided that you were going on a trip, leaving you ten minutes to pack?:
How romantic!
I need time to pack; this would have been better news the day before, but I am excited nonetheless.
I can’t go and won’t go, I have things to do and giving me ten minutes notice was a horrible idea.

Which would you prefer:
A homemade gift
A cheap gift, that has a reference to an inside joke
An expensive, elaborate gift

Do you want your other to:
Want sex everyday
Want sex a few times a week
Want sex once or twice a month
Never ask for it

Do you prefer your opposite sex:
Being able to protect you
Both being level with each other
Needing you to protect them

Is ambition important to you?
Yes
Sometimes
No

Do you want your significant other to have:
The same political background
Different – I like a good debate
No preference

Do you want religion to:
Greatly impact your SO’s life
Somehow impact your SO’s life
Do not impact your SO’s life
No preference

Do you want your SO to:
Have the same religious beliefs as you
Different religious beliefs
No preference

If your date could take you to any restaurant, which would you prefer?
A Chinese restaurant
A pizzeria
A ballpark food stand
An exquisite French restaurant
A Mexican grill
McDonalds

Do you want your significant other to have the same eating choices as you?
Yes
No
It doesn’t matter

Is activeness important to you?
Yes
No
Sometimes


PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:43 pm


The Participants

Lord-of-the-flies x
Tenacious Travis x
Moosenstein x
B-ran the Cat About Town x
Felin Greenleaf x
Low Fat Q-Tips x
Cuivie x
Roger Ravage x
Pixlepoison x
Xahmen x
a moon full of stars x
Ythan II x


breedney
Excited Marshmellow x
Liquid Sunshine_XO x
Hiei Cake x
Vitamin Crack x
Xiporah x
paper giraffes x
Keito-san x
Narcoleptic Tree Nut x
Pudding Raven x
Morde x
Alexaandra x
Fig Ivy x
Neuneu x
captain buttcheeks x
a moon full of stars x
LeRaven x
Undecidability x

breedney

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breedney

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:47 pm


The Matches

breedney x meeaboo
alyssa x emmy
brittney x brian (5ever)
roger x rosie o'donnell
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:47 pm


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Xiporah


breedney

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:48 pm


The Best Friend Matches

if I have the time and energy, I will also calculate who you'd best be suited with as a best friend!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:49 pm


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you faggots can post now

list of people who will be getting matched with lubas:
marshee
xiporah

breedney

O.G. Smoker


Xiporah

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:52 pm


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:53 pm


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Pudding Raven


skulI rabbit

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:53 pm


dead.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:54 pm


gonk gonk gonk gonk

Confectionery Puff Rock

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breedney

O.G. Smoker

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:54 pm


i ******** love you jamie
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:59 pm


wat

Keito-san

Romantic Nerd

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