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Deaux

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:48 am


The Hubig pie factory burned to the ground. Where will I get good pies from now? They were the only ones who made sweet potato pies that tasted good. No one else makes a cherry pie like them. The custard pies, gone all gone. crying
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:36 am


You are one of the single most interesting people to ever grace this guild...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:02 am


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:53 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:20 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:50 pm


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Deaux

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:56 pm


I went to Walmart but it was too late. All the Hubig's pies were snatched up by frantic pie fiends.

This is going to be ugly. By tomorrow the city will be full of people searching in vain for Hubig's pies. It will not be long before someone tries to make synthetic Hubig's pies and start selling them under cover.

Hmmm I should probably start myself. I shall start with a pasty shell and fill it with cherry pie filling of my own design. The sugar glaze on the outside of the pie will present great difficulty though. The profits would be enormous! xd
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:56 am


Deaux
I went to Walmart but it was too late. All the Hubig's pies were snatched up by frantic pie fiends.

This is going to be ugly. By tomorrow the city will be full of people searching in vain for Hubig's pies. It will not be long before someone tries to make synthetic Hubig's pies and start selling them under cover.

Hmmm I should probably start myself. I shall start with a pasty shell and fill it with cherry pie filling of my own design. The sugar glaze on the outside of the pie will present great difficulty though. The profits would be enormous! xd
They are just Empanadas. It should be easy!

With the right endentured servants/workers, you should be rolling in the dough (XD!) in no time!

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Deaux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:37 pm


It made front page news here.

Also the price gouging begins!
And gets worse!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:15 pm


Deaux...


What in the hell...

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Deaux

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:07 am


Pixlepoison
Deaux...


What in the hell...


They have a very loyal following. The only analogy I can think of would be what it would be like if Coca Cola went out of business.

When news broke people immediately went out to the store and bought whatever they could. True panic buying, Most were buying for personal consumption but well you know when there are profits like this to be made...

I have a couple of cherry ones in the freezer for later. They should hold me till I can figure out how to make more.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:49 pm


An Emergency Survival video has been made.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:08 am


O_o;


You were right.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:24 am


Pie tragedy.

Also, now I -really- want some darn pie.

Pudding Raven


Deaux

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:36 pm


The counterfitting has set in.
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