The Troublesome Trio
You think these three are cute as can be.
What you don't know is how troublesome they can be.
The spunky few gave mama some grief
How so you ask? Let's start in the past!
It all started with a glorious stud
However his deeds are no better than mud
He made Sandra, o' girl, swoon over him
Naive as she was she went out on a limb
She fell hard for this stud, handsome as he
She could not see how deceitful he can be
They went on a date, it went splendidly well
Sandy opened up and came out of her shell
However the date was a bust and he was a fake
Now Sandy had a bad, bad heart break
Cast-out and ashamed she ran, ran, and ran
She ran so far she found herself in a whole 'nother land.
A kind, compassionate twoleg took her in
she even had a dog that became Sandy's kin
Belly grows sider and pups inside start to shout
Sandy knew now she would be a mother no doubt
the day has arrived and pain clenches her flank
"These puppies alright are a pain in my bank!"
Sandy whines as contractions grip her tight
"It won't be long now, I'm having pups tonight!"
This troublesome trio gave Mama some grief
The labor unfortunately was not very brief
One, two and three lil'uns squirm about
Mama tries her best not to shout
They climb everywhere and hide under things
They act as if they rule like kings!
Now you know the trouble they caused.
Alas this is not the end, I've simply taken a pause.
You think these three are cute as can be.
What you don't know is how troublesome they can be.
The spunky few gave mama some grief
How so you ask? Let's start in the past!
It all started with a glorious stud
However his deeds are no better than mud
He made Sandra, o' girl, swoon over him
Naive as she was she went out on a limb
She fell hard for this stud, handsome as he
She could not see how deceitful he can be
They went on a date, it went splendidly well
Sandy opened up and came out of her shell
However the date was a bust and he was a fake
Now Sandy had a bad, bad heart break
Cast-out and ashamed she ran, ran, and ran
She ran so far she found herself in a whole 'nother land.
A kind, compassionate twoleg took her in
she even had a dog that became Sandy's kin
Belly grows sider and pups inside start to shout
Sandy knew now she would be a mother no doubt
the day has arrived and pain clenches her flank
"These puppies alright are a pain in my bank!"
Sandy whines as contractions grip her tight
"It won't be long now, I'm having pups tonight!"
This troublesome trio gave Mama some grief
The labor unfortunately was not very brief
One, two and three lil'uns squirm about
Mama tries her best not to shout
They climb everywhere and hide under things
They act as if they rule like kings!
Now you know the trouble they caused.
Alas this is not the end, I've simply taken a pause.