Welcome to Gaia! ::

courtesy of Inside the Actor's Studio, but I want to get to know you all again.

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

1. Fifteen
2. I really can't think of a word that I genuinely dislike.
3.Competence.
4. Rudeness.
5. Rain
6. The sound of a hissing faucet running
7. c**t
8. Presidential speech writer
9. Nurse
10. It's all right, you can come in anyway.

1. Oubliette
2. Penetrate
3. Intelligence, sexy lingerie, biting.
4. Cockiness.
5. Thunder, cats purring, rain.
6. Alarm clocks, children screaming, loud bass from cars.
7. ********. Chef. Not for a big restaurant.
9. Anything religious.
10. "Yeah, you were right."

1. In English? Tie between "spoon" and "spatula". In Japanese? "mokomoko" which means "fluffy"
2. "specifically" and "bass" because I can never say them correctly.
3. Similar interests, good sense of humor, honesty
4. Assholery (why Mario doesn't turn me off is confusing), ignorance, bigotry, being a dudebro.
5. A cat's purr, an F1 or Harley Davidson engine revving.
6. Yippy dogs barking, high-pitched noises.
7. ********, douchcanoe.
8. Photography.
9. Anything dealing with bodily fluids. D:
10. "Penny and your grandfather are over there with your cats, Tom, Peaches and Peaches II. They've been waiting for you."

1: Chamber
2: Magistrate
3: Understanding my worldview would probably be what I most find attractive.
4: Stupidity
5: Silence
6: Vapid talk about sports
7: ********. It's probably the most used, at any rate
8: Billionaire philanthropist.
9: I don't ever want to work in fast-food again.
10: Whatever makes you think I'll be going to heaven?

Aboot
Mischievous
Pale females
Ignorance
Female Orgasm
Whistle
b***h
Hitman
Retail
Welcome

-Tchotchke
-There's a tie for three: Kawaii, Tryst, Glomp
-Weird s**t. It's getting weirder and more taboo as I get older. Nothing illegal though.
-Alcohol. Alcohol completely shuts down my sex drive.
-I really like the House of Cards theme.
-Crying baby. I know they can't help it, but it's like nails slowly raking down a chalk board, and I have to leave when I hear it. At restaurants I usually go outside and use my ******** Director I even looked into it a few years ago when I was thinking about going back to school, and the only place that offers that degree is Baltimore Community College. I couldn't even get there daily if I had a car, so it was a moot point and I decided I was happier without college.
-Child Care, Paralegal, Stripper, Hooker, anything that requires me to take work home or work on weekends.
-"WRONG AGAIN b***h." right before the Bus to Hell pulls up with my best friend in the driver's seat.

What is your favorite word?

I'm bad at picking favorites, but right now, I feel compelled to say "hurlyburly." I also like the word "compelled," come to think of it.

What is your least favorite word?

"Simplistic." I suppose it has its place in the English language, but most times I hear it, I think they should be saying "simple" instead.

What turns you on?

Babes.

What turns you off?

Bummers.

What sound or noise do you love?

The breaking of glass. Usually it means I've broken something, which is bad, but I like the sound in itself, like when it's sampled in a song or something.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Sirens and alarms.

What is your favorite curse word?

"c**t." I find taboos alluring.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

If I was more scientifically-minded, I think I would love to be a marine biologist or ichthyologist.

What profession would you not like to do?

Telemarketer.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Welcome to the party."