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I just walked 1.5 miles in 10° F weather to the store

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:47 am


1.5 miles total, there and back
at 1am

because my roommate didn't buy any ******** toilet paper like she ******** said she would.

We ran out this morning, I said I would get some but I don't have my car. She said she'd get some.

She left in her car. I left on foot to walk to the bus stop. I came back in my car, and stopped at the store and meant to buy TP just in case, but forgot and thought nothing of it because she said she would get some. It's a good thing my grandma and my dad's fiancee didn't have to use the bathroom while they were here. I left again, went to go to my mom's. I was there for hours. My mom drove me back, asked to use my bathroom. It's 11:30pm. My roommate is home, presumably sleeping. We find still no ******** TP. After she said she would get some.

UGH
I snagged some paper for my mom from my other roommate's bathroom and my mom left. After wondering what the hell I was going to do, since I was pretty sure I was going to have to go to the bathroom sometime, I decided ******** it and walked my a** to the store, because my mom has my car.

And my roommate knows this.

AAAAGGGH
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:20 pm


Does toilet paper freeze at that temperature?

Deaux

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