She tried so hard to deliver you presents.
But getting past all your security systems and pets carrying all those boxes...
And sliding down the chimney into the fireplace with all that paper and her list? Pffft! @___@ How does Santa manage?!
No wonder she's two weeks late!
Happy "But Vishkah, it isn't even Christmas!", everyone!
I hope that my ridiculousness was at least mildly entertaining for you all this holiday season. heart