[ Class ORP ] How to Survive an Encounter RESULTS P10!

[Zoobey]

There was no notice on the open classroom door that labelled any restrictions of any kind, which meant the class was open for anyone.

Upon walking in, there is a giant pull-down screen that simply read the following information:

The professor, who looked like they might as well have been related to the Amityville school secretary, was a short reaper wearing her tail in two buns. She was covered in about five different scarf and coats, and for some reason, just on her desk, there was snowglobe wand that had not stopped emitting snowflakes in its general vicinity.

On her desk also were a variety of books with extremely flashy illustrated covers that read "HOW I SURVIVED AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN ADOLESCENT HUMAN" and "HUMAN HUNTERS: WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM". She continuously looked around the room, sometimes attentive, sometimes too attentive, handing out human colouring books for those who arrived early, and occasionally muttering an "interesting, very interesting", to random student arrivals.

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WELCOME TO HOW TO SURVIVE AN ENCOUNTER WITH A HUMAN THAT

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No need to sign up, just go ahead and jump in/interact. I'll post the first part of the lecture 24-48 hours from this post!

 

[Zoobey]

The colouring books were not going down without a fight, and began to attack back, throwing bits and pieces of parchment in attempts to give some nasty papercuts.

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COLOURING BOOK HP: 5/5

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[A.V.]

 

[poke mattix]

Sludge was late to the coloring book eating party, but he found himself a pencil to chew on instead.

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Pokerus sat down, took one look at the giant pull-down screen and coloring in book, then preceded to rest her head on the desk and take a nap,

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Jason, looking like a averaged size male incubus, found a spot in the back and pretended not to exist.

He didn't look at his book either.  

[Lady in the Golden Wood]

Eva sat herself in one of the seats in the back, trying to not look too uncomfortable as she shot glances at the coloring book eating party.  

[LiquidMangos]

Aureole would never miss a chance to learn more about humans! Her families history was deeply set among them! And... She did promise to hang around her cousin a little more.

"Come on, Dama, this should be good for us both!" She snagged a coloring book and grabbed a set towards the back, giving the seat beside her a little pat for her relative to join her.

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Said cousin of the Peryton peaked her head in along side her before venturing in after her, trying to keep herself from tripping over her own hooves.

" A-Aurrie! Wait-" The Terron froze in place at the rather 'close' stare of the teacher before quickly taking a coloring book and shuffling over to the spot her cousin had gesture for her.

Her stormy gaze flickered upwards ever now and then at the teacher, flinching every time the other made contact with her.  

[Zoobey]

The pencil immediately bit Sludge back and shouted in a very embarrassingly loud voice, that sounded like anyone's grandparent "PENCILS ARE NOT FOR EATING."

poke mattix

Occasionally the colouring book would flip back, assertively suggesting where to start first. It currently would not budge from a picture of what looked like a human child running with a natural form Conquest horseman with a horn of some sort. The weirdest part was how happy the human and the horseman looked.

Beejoux

The colouring book slapped Eva a few times just on the wrist, as if reminded her that it did indeed exist. It then turned to a page that outlined what looked like a canine-like minipet eating a Humans' face through the act of licking.

Lady in the Golden Wood

The professor looked at Dama and tsk-tsked. "No running in the classroom," she whispered, and waved her snowglobe wand, ice suddenly covering the entire floor.

Kaineferu

 

[phantompanther13]

Carlos was here! Humans? They sounded interesting. Also coloring book was awesome! Carlos proceeded to take the coloring book and color in them, with blues of all shades of course.

Carlos let out some happy mews and he colored, doing whatever felt right and humming some kind of odd tune to himself.  

[LiquidMangos]

Dama nearly collapsed to the floor as the surface beneath her became far too slippery for her to properly stand on it. Her hands gripped the edges of the desk closest to Aureole before quickly swinging herself into the seat.

"A-ah! S-Sorry, sorry!"

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Aureole's instinct kicked in and she helped secure her cousin's hands onto the desk. A quick clasp of hers over the smaller hands of the others were an anchor til the Terron reached her seat.

A quick glare was cast at the teacher before attending her fidgeting family member.

"It's okay, Dama, you didn't do anything wrong..." A couple of pats to the others hand to help soothe the other's nerves before picking the coloring book that had scattered to the floor and setting it on Damaris's desk.

"Here, we'll coloring these together, 'kay?" Once she received a nod with the tiniest hint of the other's smile, she scooted her desk a little closer to her cousins and started at the beginning.  

[Zoobey]

The other crayon colours, beginning to feel rejected, started to n** at all his exposed hands, one hanging off each finger.

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