Star Wars jokes

[Worst Case Ontario]

Hey hey! I wanted to make a thread about these kinds of jokes.

I got one!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

ba dum TISS  

[Xal Vizsla]

Haat o'r an nuhune.
Continuing by posting a joke told to me by my son;

"What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a Manned DeLorean!"

I need a drink now.  

[Lucent Rym]

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[Lucent Rym]

Xal Vizsla

Haat o'r an nuhune.
Continuing by posting a joke told to me by my son;

"What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a Manned DeLorean!"

I need a drink now.

 

[Lucent Rym]

 

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[Reve Casse]

razz blaugh  

[Lucent Rym]

Reve Casse

razz blaugh

 

[Reve Casse]

Lucent Rym

Reve Casse

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I don't run dude. Not from anyone. Not in these boots. lol  

[Lucent Rym]

Reve Casse

I don't run dude. Not from anyone. Not in these boots. lol

-laughs- Time to change them.


 

[Rassa Vizsla]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

 

[Rassa Vizsla]

 

[Rassa Vizsla]

I had to find this one and post it!